| Name | Caption | 
| OlderThanTOS | Not surprisingly "I Dream of Nagus" never caught on. | 
| jg | After losing the caption contest again and again, some contestants look for suggestions for caption from the Orb of Wasting Time at Work. | 
| Tetsu | You look nothing like Jor-El. This is going to be the worst Superman/Star-Trek cross-over party ever. | 
| RedDwarfian | Eeny Oony Wana... Eeny Oony Wana... Eeny Oony Wana... | 
| DanielB | OH GOD, A MEDUSAN! CLOSE YOUR EY oh it's just some ugly-ass Ferengi, how bout that? | 
| McFortner | Quark finally gets ahead. | 
| jg | I am a Ferengi genie. I will grant you three wishes, with a 20% surcharge of course. | 
| ZebulaNebula | Who the hell gave the Grand Nagus Q Powers? | 
| Tyrridon | iPhone: The Next Generation | 
| igr56uk | sigourney weaver dicovers something even more distrubing that Zuul in her fridge | 
| Greger | "come on baby. Hows about a little head?" | 
| Demotox | Mirror Mirror on the wall, who'se the greediest of us all? | 
| David Salberg | Nagus: "Quark! If someone offers you a way to lose 100 pounds quickly... read the fine print!" | 
| Gil Rodriguez | "I...am the Ghost of Christmas Debts." | 
| Foxbat | "Eat right, exercise, drink pretty of fluids, and don't anger Nausicaans. Any other questions?" | 
| Foxbat | Quark looks over his latest holosuit program acquisition, 'Psychic Severed Head'... | 
| Foxbat | "Close the sauna door, you're letting all the steam out!" | 
| bigjezza | Fine example of a textbook close encounter of the 1/3rd kind |