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ThomasJBryant Leeta comes to terms with Bashir's desire to wear her clothing.
Bryan Moore Unbeknownst to many, Rochey (pictured left) and Teaos (picture right), were, in fact, secretly in love with odd dress, flowers, and most importantly, each other.
Bryan Moore In a moment of irony not quickly forgotten, Siddig El Fadil changed his name to Alexander Siddig, because "It sounded less gay"
Ozymandias Leeta: Oh, I wish I was with Worf right now.
Bashir: Oh, I wish I was with Worf right now.
Pinky & the Brain After the success of Strictly Come Dancing, can it's successor Strictly Come Farting
Narfilt And now, you too can own this lovely Bashir-and-Leeta lawn ornament--wait, that's what it looks like? This thing is hideous. Get that shouting guy who does the cleaning products; I'm not endorsing this crap.
Drake Zure "I assure you, we're both female, just not to the same degree."
ncc1701bulldog When observing the genetically enhanced human, note the physical features that make him superior: long arms with no muscular structure, and a mug that makes you think of Rose's fiance in Titanic.
FL DITL File #4747: Bajoran Rite of Separation (This is the only known photo on file. Costumes not part of the ceremony.)
igr56uk no wonder bashir looks confused, they have the script for the dialouge of queer eye for the straight guy rather than ds9 on the camera
The Geek Bashier proves he is gay once and for all by looking at everything but her chest. That, and his pants. And the shirt. The pillow is kinda gay as well...
Tyrone Sting made this look so easy in his instructional video.
Captain 8472 I like big butts and-I-cannot-lie
You other brothers can't deny...
jg After becoming a celebrity because of his genetic engineering, the tabloids always seemed to take his picture as the most inopportune times.
McFortner Dax (off camera): Julian, wake up. Julian...?
Skipbear DS9 goes Baliwood!
Giuseppe Leeta: I hope that's not who I think it is...
Bashir: Oh, no! It's Shatner and he's going to sing.
MetalHead Roses are red, her dress is pink, when I look at her chest, I can't even think.
MetalHead Bashir:Computer, enhance the fruity colours on my trousers by 15%
Computer:...unable to comply, safety protocols are still active.
BC1 Leeta: that man's taking our photos again.
Bashir: yes, he seems to pop up in the most embarrasing and slightly funny places.
Leeta: Don't worry, i think Worf's about to sort him out...
Xavier Proof that Bashir ain't straight - His eyes are not looking forward and slightly lower.
Hisrak Like rabbits in the headlights.

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