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21 Oct 2007

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McFortner Starfleet Medical goes to the dogs....

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Crazy J Q: No, I am NOT ensign Kim. You're on completely the wrong series.
Lynn Campbell Too bad they didn't neuter her before Wesley
Niall Johnson Old Jean-Luc Dullard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch the ship's Doctor a Bone.
When he bent over,
Q took over,
And according to my lawyers, nothing happened.
They lived happily ever after.
Punch was served.
Niall Johnson Q kept his promise and made the lovely Dr. Beverly a Penthouse Pet.
mwhittington Q: Wow, I thought it was just a figure of speech, but Wesley really IS a son of a bitch...uh, no offense, Beverly.
Crusher: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
BC1 Why the long face?
EDP Q: You didn't asked what sort of hair, Jean-Luc.
KeyMan Berman and Braga could neither find a plot nor actors for Star Trek XII. So they struck a deal with Disney to make a new adventure featuring ''Dogs in space!''
The Geek What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?
Someone who is up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Basilbeard Qooby-dooby-doo
igr56uk Q - so dr crusher, what do you think to working in sickbay ?
Doctor Crusher - its the dogs bollocks
Helmsman #3 My, Doctor, what big teeth you have!!
ZebulaNebula Finally, an alien who strongly resembles an earth species other than humans ...
ZebulaNebula More proof that Star Trek has gone to the dogs in recent years ...
Skipbear My Dr Beverly, the collar really does match cuffs!
Foxbat Life in space can be such a bitch sometimes...
Skipbear You're the one who said she wanted to try it "doggy style"!
jg Q: What is it boy..Wesley fel down a turbolift shaft.
Dog: Woof Woof
Q: He's hanging by his fingertips and will die if we don't help him?
Dog: Woof Woof
Q: Did you push him?
Dog: Woof Woof
Q: That's a good boy.
Captain 8472 It's a dog-eat-god world.
ThomasJBryant This caption competition has really gone to the dogs.

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