Search
Cookie Usage Statistics Colour Key Sudden Death Monthly Poll Caption Comp eMail Author Shops
Ships Fleets Weaponry Species People Timelines Calculators Photo Galleries
Stations Design Lineage Size Charts Battles Science / Tech Temporal Styling Maps / Politics
Articles Reviews Lists Recreation Search Site Guide What's New Forum
Bioship Planetbuster Assault Ship Fighter Emissary Kendra Pagh Prophet Solar Sail Additional Cube Probe Singularity Ship Sphere Tactical Cube Transwarp Prototype Yacht Dreadnought Freighter Galor Hideki Keldon Breen Frigate Attack Ship Battlecruiser Battleship Dreadnought Karemma Ship Air Tram Akira Ambassador Antares Centaur Challenger Cheyenne Class F Shuttle Constellation Constitution Constitution Daedalus Danube Defender Defiant Delta Flyer Endgame Nova Endgame Shuttle Excelsior Excelsior II Excelsior Variant 1 Federation Class Raider Scout Trainer Freedom Gagarin Gage Galaxy Galaxy Yacht Griffin Hermes Holo Ship Intrepid Kelvin Luna Miranda Nebula New Orleans Niagara Norway Nova Oberth Olympic Orbital Shuttle Peregrine Polaris Prometheus Ptolemy Raven Refit Galaxy Reliant Rigel Ross Saber Sagan Saladin Shelley Sovereign Sovereign Yacht Soyuz Springfield Steamrunner Sutherland Sydney Travel Pod Trident Type 3 Shuttle Type 6 Shuttle Type 7 Shuttle Type 8 Shuttle Type 9 Shuttle Type 10 Shuttle Type 11 Shuttle Type 14 Shuttle Type 15 Shuttle Type 17 Shuttle Type 18 Shuttle Warp Sled Wells Work Bee Yeager Additional D'Kora Additional Ares Conestoga DY-100 Intrepid J Class Neptune NX Class NX Test Ship Saturn V SS Enterprise The Phoenix Type 0 Shuttle USS Enterprise Valiant Y Class Additional Raider Predator Additional B'rel D'tai D-5 D-7 Early Bird of Prey K'pak K'T'Inga Bird of Prey Cargo Ship Tanker Negh'var Raptor Regency Voodieh Vor'cha Additional D'Deridex Early Bird of Prey Narada Norexan Bird of Prey D7 Science ship Scout Shuttle Scimitar Scorpion Additional Battleship Collector Destroyer Additional Cell Ship Module Ship Salvage Ship Additional Observation Ship War Ship Additional D'Kyr Sh'Raan Suurok Vahklas Lander Additional Aquatic Cruiser Arboreal Ship Insectoid Assault Ship Insectoid Fighter Insectoid Warship Primate Ship Primate Shuttle Reptilian Warship Additional Dauntless Doomsday Machine Kumari class Angosian Ship Cravic Ship Yonada Hirogen Ship Husnock Ship Krenim Patrol Krenim Timeship Krenim Warship Malon Ship Mawasi Cruiser Eymorg Ship Nihydron Ship Pralor Ship Promellian Battlecruiser Tarellian Ship Early Tholian Ship V'Ger Whale Probe Varro Ship Zahl Ship Additional

Caption Competition

EnterEntriesHonour Roll
PreviousLast monthVote

9 Sep 2007

Caption comp image

Winner

Name Caption
Foxbat The bridge crew was at a loss on how to inflate the Chekov Autopilot Doll.

Special Mention

Name Caption
Sulu And THIS *smack* is for Stalin!
And THIS *smack* is for the Gulag!
And THIS *smack* is for Communism!
AJ Spock: "Mr. Sulu, it appears that you have just killed Kenny."
Everyone: "You bastard!"
Merat McCoy: "The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this starship, but who didn't have fish for dinner."
Merat McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is dead."
Sulu: "Doc, he's breathing!"
McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is alive."
Ty. G What do you do with a drunken Russian? What do you do with a drunken Russian, early in the morning?
nerd86 The captains gonna be pissed when he finds out we killed his russian. Quick Sulu sit him up, maybe we can Weekend at Bernies the rest of the episode.
Foxbat Bridge Crew Thoughts:
Sulu: "He'll be much easier to seduce now..."
Scotty: "Russia invented Scotch my arse..."
Bones: "He's blood alcohol level is over three times the legal limit to be driving a starship..."
Uhura: "I'll call security..."
Spock: "It is obvious that he has fallen and can't get up..."
My Name Is Nobody McCoy: Why Sulu?
Sulu: Because an old lady in Leningrad didn’t invent Scotch, because Cinderella isn't a Russian epic, because a Russian didn’t invent quadrotriticale, but mostly because “vessel” is pronounced with a "v" damn it!
Jonno This is what happens when someone says "Ni!" at you one too many times...
Magnus I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Enterprise
Bryan Moore While wholly innocent at the time, Trekkies everywhere would one day laugh at images of Sulu delicately holding a mans head.
Captain Reynolds Scotty: "Wow, what a lightweight - one shot 'a Scotch and he's out like a light!"
Bodhi Spock: "He was, and always shall be, a Monkee."
Niall Johnson Koenig plays dead so he can slip off to the Babylon 5 sets to play a cooler role.

Entries : 276People : 98


© Graham & Ian Kennedy Page views : 13,323 Last updated : 9 Sep 2007