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3 Jun 2007

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Dennie Hebels Geordi: Wesley, I've said it before and I'll say it again: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD!!!!

Special Mention

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Sondak LaForge instructs Wesley on the finer points of warp field Feng Shui.
Mikey As Wesley continued to redecorate, Geordi even more strongly regretted his decision to appear on "Queer Eye for the Engineerng Guy."
Admiral Ed Wesley GET A LIFE!!!!!
mwhittington You're right, Geordi. Blue Ray disc really is better than HD disc.
Lamont Look I invented something someone else built years ago.
DBB "We know it's you, Odo."
Jillibean Geordi: Eh...I don't care what it does. At least I'm wearing more than a wash cloth this week
Mr. President La Forge: "Wes, do you ever wanna get laid? I mean, ever?"
AJ Geordi: "It's a chair Wesley! Shining a blue light on it won't make any difference."
TThomaso At least the Ikea of the 24th centruy comes with a device to do the assembly for you.
ThomasJBryant According to insider information, the plant in the background was paid more for this scene than Burton or Wheaton.
nerd86 Wes: "Wait for it... Wait for it..."
Geordi: "Lets face it Wes you've just wasted the last three weeks inventing a blue flashlight."
nerd86 Wes: "It's called a plot device."
Geordi: "Captain Archer really could have used one of these."
Niall Johnson Wesley revolutionises the way we play fort forever.
Lynn Campbell Wesley practices for a future in interior decorating.
My Name Is Nobody Suddenly Geordi realized that there was something more pathetic than Wesley and all his experiments, someone who tagged along and had to watch Wesley use all his stupid experiments.
BC1 Whoppee Cushions...the 24th Century way
jg Geordi: What is that thing?
Wesley: It's my science project, it looks for the slightest...
Geordi: Well that nice. Will it help you develop a personality and help help you stop being such a pest.
Wesley: No, I don't think so.
Geordi: Damn.
ExAstris I'm telling you we're in a TV show Geordi, look at the special effects, there is an obvious cut off line before it gets to the chair!
schizo-hal Wesley: Why are there so many stains on Commander Riker's Chair?
Geordi: You'll understand when you're older.
Ultron2099 Wesley: And by adjusting the polarity of the ionic transducer ...
Laforge: Seariously Wesley, you need a girlfriend.

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