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| Name | Caption |
| Samus | In 2151 people are still trying to rebuild the Cutty Sark |
| Name | Caption |
| Chaos4700 | Archer: I'd heard that our diplomatic relations with this planet were at loggerheads, but this is ridiculous. |
| jg | Archer: Trip, if you sing that damned lumbejack song one more time, this chainsaw is going "where no man has gone before." |
| jg | It was delicate work, but Archer was finally able to remove the stick that was in T'Pol's ass. |
| Foxbat | If a tree falls in a forest on Mayweather, and no one is around to hear it, would he be given a line? |
| Bryan Moore | In a ceremony formally accepting the Enterprise crew into their society, Archer was required to participate in the ritual circumcision of the legendary Kreetassan Giant Wood Monster. |
| nerd86 | Much like Batman the Enterprise crew always just happened to have the exact item neccessary at any given time no matter how obscure. |
| Silent Bob | The Human's war against the tree people was short, but the Kretassian observers were struck by the incredible brutality of it. |
| OlderThanTOS | You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a bad woodsman, YOU KEEP MISSING THE BARK! |
| MetalHead | Director: CUT! |
| MetalHead | Archer: I..just can't do this. All: Just imagine its maywether! *chainsaw* |
| Jason T | Even a block of wood proved too much for Captain Archer as he was once again beaten to within an inch of his life. |
| ZebulaNebula | Sigmund Freud would love this pic ... |
| BC1 | Soon after this shot was filmed Berman and Braga lost their heads in a freak accident... |
| john smith | After telling the admiral to go @#$@ himself, Archer found himself demoted from Captain to Lumberjack, 3rd class. |
| OlderThanTOS | Is it carve on the left, serve from the right or carve on the right, serve on the left? |
| The Steve | Archer: I never wanted to be a Starfleet Captain..I always wanted to be a lumberjack! T'Pol: A lumberjack? Archer: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... |
| My Name Is Nobody | Interesting that the episode about Archer's sexual frustration ends with him wacking off some wood. |
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