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Chaos4700 Archer: I'd heard that our diplomatic relations with this planet were at loggerheads, but this is ridiculous.
jg Archer: Trip, if you sing that damned lumbejack song one more time, this chainsaw is going "where no man has gone before."
jg It was delicate work, but Archer was finally able to remove the stick that was in T'Pol's ass.
Foxbat If a tree falls in a forest on Mayweather, and no one is around to hear it, would he be given a line?
Bryan Moore In a ceremony formally accepting the Enterprise crew into their society, Archer was required to participate in the ritual circumcision of the legendary Kreetassan Giant Wood Monster.
nerd86 Much like Batman the Enterprise crew always just happened to have the exact item neccessary at any given time no matter how obscure.
Silent Bob The Human's war against the tree people was short, but the Kretassian observers were struck by the incredible brutality of it.
OlderThanTOS You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a bad woodsman, YOU KEEP MISSING THE BARK!
MetalHead Director: CUT!
MetalHead Archer: I..just can't do this.
All: Just imagine its maywether!
*chainsaw*
Jason T Even a block of wood proved too much for Captain Archer as he was once again beaten to within an inch of his life.
ZebulaNebula Sigmund Freud would love this pic ...
BC1 Soon after this shot was filmed Berman and Braga lost their heads in a freak accident...
john smith After telling the admiral to go @#$@ himself, Archer found himself demoted from Captain to Lumberjack, 3rd class.
OlderThanTOS Is it carve on the left, serve from the right or carve on the right, serve on the left?
The Steve Archer: I never wanted to be a Starfleet Captain..I always wanted to be a lumberjack!
T'Pol: A lumberjack?
Archer: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
My Name Is Nobody Interesting that the episode about Archer's sexual frustration ends with him wacking off some wood.

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