Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
nerd86	Crusher:"Here's the body." Geordi:"I'm not dead!" Crusher:"Shut up you'll be stone dead in a moment." Worf:"He says hes not dead." Crusher:"He's really very ill." Worf:"Can't take him it's against regulations." Data:"Isn't there somehting you can do?" Geordi:"I feel happ. I feel happy." *phaser*

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Premonition_45	And then, the Daystrom Institute's servers crashed from all the Biggus Dickus jokes.
Lee	Cruising through alternate timelines: cool Wearing a command track red shirt: great Realizing that it's the yellow shirt guys who suffer untimely deaths: priceless
Pinky & the Brain	Data: What is a Brazilian?
Doublemint	Star Trek XI: The Wrath of Graham
Swift	Data: *to Worf* "Oh my god, you killed Geordi!" Crusher: "You bastard!"
Jonas	CSI: USS Enterprise
ThomasJBryant	The little napkins are for the cocktail weiners.
Niall Johnson	Yes, he accidentally brutally horribly cut himself and bled to death shaving.
truevaliance	Worf: "Oh my, what happened to Geordi?" Data: "A game of Duck Hunt on the holodeck. The holographic Dick Cheney shot him in the face."
Niall Johnson	Worf: "Look, his will clearly said that I get his uniform." Data: "I notice the will is written in Klingon, and the words 'most handsome and well hung on the ship' is crossed out and 'dear comerade Worf is written alongside." Worf: "Bugger." Data: "That brings up another observation..."
Mikey	"...and just before he passed out, he muttered something about his name being Kunta..."
Mr. President	Troi: "I don't want to alarm anyone but there's something moving under that cloth."
CaptnQuantum	Crusher: As you will observe, his is of average length for an adult male, although much shorter than a Klingon's. How long is yours Data? Data: Actually, Doctor, mine is teelscopic. With a zoom lens. Crusher: Alright, so that concludes this meeting of the Enterprise photography club.
ExAstris	"Look, even Geordi is not immune! If we don't get a plan soon, Graham Kennedy will have his way and we'll ALL be naked in an upcoming caption competition!"
Wacky	"Yes, Worf. This IS a bad porn movie, and we DO need you to take your clothes off. Now."
nerd86	Worf:"So where's the cake?" Crusher:"No dear, wake. I said join us for Geordi's wake."
Hisrak	Carry On Matron: The Next Generation

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