| Name |
Caption |
| My Name Is Nobody |
The Romulan War began with The Battle of Phallus Prime, the survivors envied the dead. |
| Mikey |
The Iceman Cometh? |
| NomAnor15 |
Anchor: ...And now for something completely different; a man with 33 testicles.
(offstage): He's...eh...busy! |
| Captain 8472 |
Trip: So, this is what T'Pol meant in her statement 'death by snoo snoo'. |
| Admiral Ed |
Today Trip learned that not all species react equal to the common cold... |
| Xela |
Every week the Enterprise's crew kept encountering sticky situations, some more literal then others |
| Hisrak |
Most people just wear a red nose or take a bath in baked beans, but Trip had to go one better... |
| McFortner |
Trip: Is this enough of a sample, Doc? |
| Foxbat |
"He slimed me Ray." |
| Rick |
Trip: 'And then that egg-thing ... something crawled out ... it jumped on my face... kill me' |
| Ty. G |
Plox: So Mr. Tucker any side effects from those vitamins I gave... oh dear... |
| The Steve |
This is why families were permitted on future starships. |
| Lasombrat |
"Killll meeeee...Killll meeeeee!" |
| CaptnQuantum |
Trip: Oh great. Archer gets to grease up Hoshi and T'Pol two weeks ago, and my caption competition is THIS?! |
| Randy Houle |
Trip: "Next time, Malcolm, please don't blow up the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man while I'm still standing next to him." |
| Brian G |
"Protein remover?"
"Won't be installed until Tuesday." |
| Ben |
Now I know why they call it a "sperm whale" |
| Lord Tirian |
"Okay, I've said that Nostromo is a bad name for a ship!" |
| Bryan Moore |
While disappointed in the result of his shaving experiment, Trip was surprised to find out what "Contents Under Pressure" really meant. |
| Niall Johnson |
Dear Penthouse... |
| drow |
"Ah, there's the problem. Lather, RINSE, repeat." |
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