| Name | Caption | 
| Hugh Jass | When Kes was invited to a 'roasting' with Harry & Tom she wan't expecting this | 
| Admiral Ed | SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN!!!!!!! | 
| Ty. G | Hello, and welcome to Bikini Atoll. | 
| Bill L. | Too late, Tom discovered a flaw in his "Ghost Rider" Holodeck program. | 
| Mr. President | Burn, baby, burn, Disco Infernoooo!!!! | 
| Matt | It's just a flesh wound! | 
| SteveWD | Never having won the caption competition really burns me up! | 
| Mikey | "My report on the biosphere is complete, Captain... the atmosphere is compatible, but the ambient UV radiation is a tich on the high side..." | 
| Lasombrat | "That's a spicy meatball!" | 
| Mr. President | "How many damn times do I need to tell you?! Make sure I'm dead BEFORE you start the cremation!!" | 
| Unknown Sample | Oh, Britney... what have you gone and done to yourself now? | 
| Hugh Jass | Are you the gatekeeper? | 
| jg | Damn, some women really don't look the same without their make-up. | 
| Tiberius | I told you Kes, it will never heal if you don't stop picking at it. | 
| Tiberius | Man, Kes looks HOT! | 
| DBB | "Oh, look at this. Turns out it's NOT on light stun." | 
| XZB | All in all Kes loved her DMV photo had it not been for that damn "red eye" effect. | 
| Foxbat | "What in Blazes is going on here..." | 
| Rat Boy | Neelix: "Who ordered the Ocampa flambe?" | 
| Spike | You know the light at the end of the tunnel? well, it was a photon torpedo.... |