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Game Guru GG Kirk learned the hard way not to bend down to get a bar of soap during Pon Farr.

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drow *THWACK*
Spock: "And THAT'S for Tambourine Man!"
*THWACK*
Spock: "And THAT'S for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!"
*THWACK*
Jack Stars and stripes
Jack Director's cut.
woodside Spock: "Were Doctor McCoy here, he would doubtless declare that he was a doctor, not a step-ladder."
Bryan Moore "Captain, it would appear we need a good lawyer."
"I know one who works in Boston."
Brian G ...and somehow still more entertaining to watch than Wesley Crusher.
Combat Carl Well Captain, I hope you've learned your lesson about dropping the soap in a gorn prison.
pravda Kirk: Thank you Sir may I have another?!
Xavier Kirk : Quick! Make me look like a Reaver!
McFortner Spock: Captain, request permission to "boldly go where no man has gone before".
Captain Nathan All good things...
CaptainQuantum Spock: Now, if my memory of human anatomy serves me correctly, I have only to make a small incision here and... oh dear.
FL Spock: "Please hold still, Captain. I am attempting to make you fairly clean."
ZebulaNebula And now we know why they call it "slash"
skipbear1 "Spokey says Re-lax"
spock100 "I'll pick the lock on these handcuffs. Quick - mount me!"
spock100 This episode was widely believed to be the reason why Shatner demanded that his contract be changed so that he could be the only cast member to take off their shirt.

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