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1. Who said "Dammit man I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!"?

EMH

Spock

Picard

McCoy

Q

2. In which episode does Riker say "You Klingons never do anything small, do you?"?

Wolf in the Fold

Home

Star Trek Into Darkness

Insurrection

Day of the Dove

3. Who said "Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails."?

Archer

Alternate Wesley Crusher

Quark

Spock

Janeway

4. In which episode does Kirk say "If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes."?

Wolf in the Fold

Vis-a-Vis

Improbable Cause

What You Leave Behind

Space Seed

5. Who said "I know that I've been acting like a jerk for the last couple of months. Unfortunately, I had to behave that way if the spy was going to believe that I really wanted to leave the ship. So, I'd like to apologize to anyone that I might have offended... especially Commander Chakotay, I gave him a pretty hard time. Not that it wasn't a certain amount of fun, mind you."?

Paris

Sarek

Q

Ben Sisko

Picard

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Last updated : 16 Jul 2026