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1. In which episode does Paris say "I know that I've been acting like a jerk for the last couple of months. Unfortunately, I had to behave that way if the spy was going to believe that I really wanted to leave the ship. So, I'd like to apologize to anyone that I might have offended... especially Commander Chakotay, I gave him a pretty hard time. Not that it wasn't a certain amount of fun, mind you."?

Star Trek Into Darkness

Terra Prime

Investigations

Insurrection

Metamorphosis

2. In which episode does Picard say "Raffi? You were quite right."?

Second Skin

Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2

Balance of Terror

The Deadly Years

Q-Less

3. In which episode does EMH say "So it begins. The trivia of medicine is my domain now. Every runny nose, stubbed toe, pimple on a cheek becomes my responsibility."?

The Changing Face of Evil

Parallax

Homestead

Return to Grace

Lost in Translation

4. In which episode does Archer say "This isn't a visit to the principal's office, Malcolm."?

Elaan of Troyius

Minefield

Profit and Lace

Justice

The Dogs of War

5. In which episode does Esoqq say "Collaboration is what your species does best!"?

His Way

Allegiance

Ad Astra per Aspera

Conspiracy

Insurrection

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Last updated : 7 Feb 2026