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1. In which episode does Riker say "A blind man teaching an android how to paint? That's got to be worth a couple of pages in somebody's book!"?

Monsters

Star Trek Into Darkness

Plato's Stepchildren

11001001

Sins of the Father

2. In which episode does Humanity say "We the people of Earth greet you in a spirit of peace and humility. As we venture out of our solar system we hope to earn the trust and friendship of other worlds."?

Friendship One

The Nagus

This Side of Paradise

Star Trek Beyond

The Galileo Seven

3. Who said "You're just supposed to sit here?"?

Chang

Dukat

Kirk

Quark

Worf

4. In which episode does Shakaar say "Oh, do me a favor. Next time you have a baby, leave my girlfriend out of it, huh?"?

Cold Station 12

Hatchery

The Squire of Gothos

Statistical Probabilities

The Begotten

5. In which episode does Janeway say "Lieutenant Thomas Eugene Paris... I hereby reduce you to the rank of Ensign. And I sentence you to 30 days solitary confinement."?

Take Me Out to the Holosuite

The Q and the Grey

Thirty Days

By Any Other Name

Subspace Rhapsody

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Last updated : 22 Apr 2026