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1. Who said "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!"?


2. In which episode does Archer say "You know... you'd make a wonderful nurse."?


3. In which episode does Bashir say "Vodka martini. Stirred, not shaken."?


4. Who said "Yes, Lursa and B'Etor… big talk, small tips."?


5. Who said "You have never seen death? Then look, and always remember."?


6. In which episode does Talosian say "Captain Pike has an illusion, and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant."?


7. Who said "Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often!"?


8. In which episode does Boyce say "A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on, and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away."?


9. Who said "You know, you were a lot more pleasant in stasis."?


10. In which episode does Commodore Paris say "For decades, the Federation thought that he was a hero. I guess time will judge us all."?


11. Who said "Enough of this self indulgence."?


12. Who said "Is this the kind of wife you want, Ben? Not someone to help you, not a wife to cook and sew and cry and need, but this kind? Selfish, vain, useless. Is this what you really want?"?


13. In which episode does Janeway say "One voice can be stronger than a thousand voices."?


14. In which episode does Worf say "My experiences aboard this ship have taught me that most problems have more than one solution!"?


15. Who said "Nothing is impossible if you want it badly enough."?


16. In which episode does Biddle Coleridge say "When you treat people like animals, you're gonna get bit."?


17. In which episode does O'Brien say "Julian, why don't you show everybody how much you love me and order the next round?"?


18. In which episode does Elaan say "Captain, that ancient custom called 'spanking'. What is it?"?


19. Who said "Your father was captain of a Starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives, including your mothers... and yours. I dare you to do better."?


20. In which episode does Kirk say "There will always be those who mean to do us harm. To stop them, we risk awakening the same evil within ourselves. Our first instinct is to seek revenge when those we love are taken from us. But that's not who we are. We are here today to re-christen the USS Enterprise and to honour those who lost their lives nearly one year ago. When Christopher Pike first gave me his ship, he had me recite the Captain's Oath. Words I didn't appreciate at the time. Now I see them as a call for us to remember who we once were and who we must be again. And those words? Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, her five year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations. To boldly go where no one has gone before."?



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