Just 'Cause...

Captain Picard's Hair · Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:07 am

Captain Picard's line at the end of "Chain of Command pt 2" in the Cardassian interrogation room

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:48 pm

*snip four lights*

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:02 pm

Ya'll best be thinkin bout what daddy says or he'll be callin Chuck Norris on ya!

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:28 pm

Don't make me send this guy after your asses..

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:29 pm

Snake is French next to Chuck Norris.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:30 pm

Are you kidding?

Who could shoot as straight as Snake Plissken with only one eye?

But, I have to admit... "I thought you were taller."

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:36 pm

Chuck Norris shoots his gun with blood in his eyes and dirt in the mag. Every bullet has a bad guys name on it so that he knows what order everyone around him is going to die in. He has a six shot revolver that has 600 rounds and all of them are anti-tank. He wears a bullet proof vest made out of his own chest hair that nothing can harm. He donates gallons of blood every day to the red cross, none of it ever his own.

Yes, that was a rant!

Grundig · Post by **Grundig** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:09 pm

Ha! Kittens to Chuck Norris in 4 easy steps. Even if what I posted wasn't very funny, I take full credit for all these funny replies!