Which sci-fi weapon would you have?

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Which sci-fi weapon would you have?

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One day you're wandering around when Q apears to you. For no reason whatsoever he decides to give you a weapon from any sci-fi universe you want. It will also come with a box of ammo that magically refills itself.

What weapon would you pick?

Personally, I'd like the Zorg ZF-1 from The Fifth Element.
Voilà, the ZF-1. It's light, handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties, breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower, titanium recharger, 3,000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300, with a Replay button--another Zorg invention--it's even easier. One shot and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And, to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies: rocket launcher; arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads; our famous net launcher; and, the always efficient flame thrower--my favorite; and, for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System.
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Will Q also give you the skills required to use said weapon? If so I'll have a lightsabre - "an elegant weapon, for a more civilised age".

If not, I'll take Soran's gun from ST:Generations/
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Yes, you also instantly know how to use and maintain said weapons.
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Rochey wrote:Yes, you also instantly know how to use and maintain said weapons.
Then lightsaber. Double-bladed, too. One that can be separated in the middle into two lightsabers and be hooked by a chain.
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Post by Sionnach Glic »

Nun chuck lightsabers? :lol:
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I'd take a Sonic Screwdriver. Because it would be unique and different. And down right useful in most circumstances. Sure its primary function isn't a weapon--but its been used as a weapon in the past, so I'd say it counts. :D Probably wouldn't be hard to fry your lightsaber crystal with it.
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Rochey wrote:Nun chuck lightsabers? :lol:
Hell, yeah! 8)
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The TR-116 with modifications. Never know what hit you.
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Post by Monroe »

Cerebal Bore from Turok II... would love to use that on people. Though those people the weapon probably wouldn't lock onto since it only locks onto intelligent life...
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The Rail Gun from Quake II or the Freeze-Ray from Duke Nukem 3D =)
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Post by Blackstar the Chakat »

I'd go with the Star Trek's phaser weapons. They just seem the be the most versitile conventional weapon I've seen.
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Post by RK_Striker_JK_5 »

And Megatron's fusion cannon, too. And Optimus Prime's axe/sword thingie from the live-action movie. and his axe from classic G1.
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Post by Monroe »

oooh i just thought of one. The Enhanced Gravity Gun from Half Life 2's last level.
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BFG 2000
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A TNG Type One Phaser - on a key fob.
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