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How many Jawas would it take to kill Jabba the Hutt? All unarmed!

In my opinion it could take upwards of two hundred. They could try to smother him but he could just roll over and kill a dozen. A single tail swipe could take down ten of the little Jawas. But then again Jabba is relatively lazy, even for a Hutt.
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Four or five.

Jabba really isnt that tuff, just big.

If they go for the eyes he's screwed.
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Teaos wrote:Four or five.

Jabba really isnt that tuff, just big.

If they go for the eyes he's screwed.
Hutts are actually pretty powerful when provoked.
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With those stubby arms I doubt he could do much to hold them off.
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Do they have normal, anti-organic weapons or just those little ion guns?
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Mikey wrote:Do they have normal, anti-organic weapons or just those little ion guns?
They are unarmed. Meaning no weapons :P

And Hutts rely on trampling and swinging their tails around to do most their damage.
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One of them should make a suicide run, jump into his mouth and hope he chokes on them.
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Or hope he had an alergic reaction to them.
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Might not be too easy for the Jawas. He's not too fast, but IIRC he "pulped" someone by hitting them with his tail before. And simply rolling over would be enough to take out any that had jumped on him.
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Are we compairing the Soveriegn class to Jabba the Hutt?
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If they have a chain than 2 should be enough
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Teaos wrote:With those stubby arms I doubt he could do much to hold them off.
Hahahahhaha! Teaos you crack me up. "Go for the eyes!"
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Teaos wrote:Or hope he had an alergic reaction to them.
Hehe, im pretty sure Jawa's are poisionous or radioactive or something. After all, their eyes glow in the dark ALL the time >.>
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Jabber Swarky wrote:
Teaos wrote:Or hope he had an alergic reaction to them.
Hehe, im pretty sure Jawa's are poisionous or radioactive or something. After all, their eyes glow in the dark ALL the time >.>
They're actually related to the Sand People. They share a common ancestry.
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