Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!

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And stale beer???
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I find it really funny that this thread is 10 pages with only one film mockery.
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This is what we do while impatiently waiting for Rochey. You know, i'm starting to get glad you guys tossed him out of an airlock :mrgreen:
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:lol:
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:wtf:
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You've never seen Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, Mark? :?
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So many years ago.............................................

The only bit I remember is "It's only a flesh wound!"
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You should watch it again. It's gerat. :)
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It's pretty great too. :mrgreen:
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On Friday, it's off to the movie place 8)
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Good! :P
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Mark wrote:See.....there's always something else to say.
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Hey!!! Lemme outta here!!! It's crowded in here!!!!!!

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FINISH!!!!!
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