The Begotten

"Constable, why are you talking to your beverage?"

"It's not a beverage. It's a Changeling. Excuse me, commander."

"Oh, do me a favor. Next time you have a baby, leave my girlfriend out of it, huh?"

"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be sitting on a shelf somewhere in a beaker labeled 'unknown sample'."

"If it wasn't for me, you'd be a nobody. Starfleet wouldn't hire you to judge a science fair!"