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EMH_MkI Picard was not one to boast that he is quite the magnet to this day. Voluntary or not.
Mr . Worf Is that a phaser in your pants or are you glad to see me ????
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "I keep telling you: I'M...NOT...GAY!!!"
Vash: "SURE you aren't... Here... I'll prove it to you."
Picard: "I'M FRENCH!!"
Vash: "With THAT accent??? REALLY?? Admit it."
Mr. Worf HMMMMMM...... Captain my lips are down here.
Mr. X OMG !!!! I see Gene Roddenberry !!!!!!!!
Bird of Prey Vash has always wanted to try out French kissing!
C. W. Perkins Vash: Oh no! Kirks walking up to us!
Picard: He can piss off, he had his chance.
Frankie Chestnuts Vash: "Wait, Jean-Luc... Not in front of the Ferengi.
MLCoolJ Vash: Oh, you're so
Vash's Mother: Vash! What are you doing with that Picard mannequin?
Vash: Um...nothing.
MLCoolJ Vash: That's right, Mr. Cameraman, keep it on us.
Miss Marple Santorum said WHAT?!?!?!
Gambit18 Beverly Crusher, eat your heart out!
Gambit18 Crusher, eat your heart out!
AJ It's called a camera, now would you mind looking the other way and at least pretending that your acting.
Scarlet72 I think I can feel the captains log
Chromedome Vash: Oh no! Wesley's coming!
Picard: So am I!
Chromedome A facehugger? Isn't that the wrong franchise?
Miss Marple She never said her full name, Vashta Nerada .
Star Fleet sex education slide #13:
How well do you know your partner?
Frankie Chestnuts Vash, to self: "WHAT was my Safe Word again?"
Bird of Prey ...and that's what's called a mouth-Vash.
Borg Jean-Luc wait DITL is watching!
woodside The real reason transporters were invented: because there's no other reliable method to get Captains away from pleasure planets.
woodside And that was the last time that Ferengi asked, "Do you think bald men are hot?"
woodside The first of several 'See a Ferengi, hit on Captain Picard' episodes.
Talyere Rosat Necessary evil
Miss Marple Vash, thinking to self: My, what BIG EARS you have!
Admiral Dunsel Vash was surprised at the size of Picard's Horga'hn!
NASCARtographer "Do I smell Bergamot?"
NASCARtographer While often unappreciated by outsiders, "Pass the Nanites Without Using Your Hands" game was a hit on Risa.
NASCARtographer “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one... was not even close to one of those."
N'tran DS 12 "Whoa, You're not Q."
"And you're not Beverly Crusher."
"I should watch who I am kissing."
Jonesy Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?
N'tran DS 12 S.M.A.C.K. [Stars Making A Crushing Kiss.]
Frankie Chestnuts Breaking the fourth wall, while in a lip-lock...
McFortner Oh, God, I hope he isn't really my brother.
McFortner Wow, his tongue sure is long.
Fronkie Chistnuts In your gash, Vash!
Bird of Prey Vash: ''No offense, but... Your breath smells like Earl Grey tea.''
Miss Marple Remember the guy, in "Daria", whose eye did that same thing?
Frankie Chestnuts It appears that his Horga'hn wasn't the ONLY thing that Picard was displaying on Risa.
Frankie Chestnuts Best start of a vacation on Risa... EVER!
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?

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