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Jim When the Bird of Prey came at us it looked like this...
Rylan Sato Thanks Obama
Frankie Chestnuts Hagon: "Cut me, Mick."
Bird of Prey After having spent weeks as passenger on a Klingon freighter, where the bunks are out of naked metal, Hagon was very eager to just touch something soft!
Cyrus Ramsay Caught out by the old "set the grav-plating to max" jape.
Bird of Prey Important: Keep your head low when Worf is throwing around his bat'leth!
Isa He let me craving for the next one. So many thigns open. So many new paths to follow him into darkness. Any last page of his novels is a promise of more convoluted evolution of poor Harry.
Miss Marple Worst Star Trek halloween costume choice. EVER.
Admiral Dunsel Suddenly, a feeling of fear and panic came over Hagon when he realized that, after all these years of prayer, Mecca was actually 180 degrees in the other direction.
Miss Marple You Got Served!
And, like in the movie, nobody cares.
Miss Marple Gym class: The REAL reason kids turn to drugs in High School.
Miss Marple Epic gym suits of the future…
Miss Marple Blue screen FAIL.
Miss Marple I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity ... Any girl who isn't me tonight!
Miss Marple Earth’s “walk of shame” home in the morning couldn’t hold a candle to the Partayrian’s crawl of shame.
Frankie Chestnuts "Dude!! You seen my car keys?"
Miss Marple How the the Partayrian people often ended a night out on the town.
Frankie Chestnuts Akeem: "You want me to renounce my throne? I will!
C.W. Perkins I told you to put the Velcro on the inside!
Frankie Chestnuts New York City Police Department Training Test:
Question: You come across a suspect in the above position. Do you:
1) Shoot with Taser until under submission.
2) Apply Choke Hold until under submission.
3) Beat with Billy Club until under submission.
4) All of the above.
Frankie Chestnuts Hagon: "My nationality??? I'm French, of course... Why do you ask?
hr i was beat up... BY A GIRL
PegasusJF Dancing with the Stars trails wash-out.
Mitch You can't see me!
Captain Redbeard Nananananananananananana... Catman!
Captain Redbeard Hagon tried to mug Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman.
Captain Redbeard I can see the diamond! All I have to do is slide under this alarm laser...
Captain Redbeard This photo is upside-down. Hagon was bit by a radioactive spider, too.
Captain Redbeard Odo disguised himself as a floor mat, and drowned Hagon when he walked into the gym.
Captain Redbeard Hagon really liked the Mattean ambassador.
Captain Redbeard Looking up girls' skirts... IN SPAAAAACE!
Captain Redbeard Barclay became a spider, Picard became a lemur and Riker became a caveman. Hagon was immune, but wanted to be a salamander, anyway.
Bird of Prey Your first challenge for the interpretive dance competition: Dance 'urban sprawl'!
mwhittington Ligonian yoga: Not for everyone.
Bird of Prey Picard: ''What happened? Are you all right?''
Ligonian: ''Your crew told me about this 'break-dancing' - a custom invented by the black people from your planet. I tried it out. I failed. Now my back hurts.''
MLCoolJ Hagon: Okay, who's the jerk with the superglue?
N'tran DS 12 "I AM aware of the gravity of the situation."
DBB HAMMER TIME! Duu-du-du-du-du
Bird of Prey Riker: ''Captain, a man is here, who says that he is looking for a prince...''
Picard: ''A prince?''
Riker: ''Yes. From a place called Zamunda...''
MLCoolJ Crusher: Well, I've run all the tests, and it seems he's come down with Pokemonitis. Until it runs its course, he'll believe that he's a Pokémon.
Picard: You're just making that up. Tell her, Hagon.
Hagon: Bulbasaur!
Borgman Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...
N'tran DS 12 Be afraid.... Be very afraid.
N'tran DS 12 Turban Love Slave?
EMH_MkI Next up on the On-the-Ground-a-Caption-Comp-a-thon:
Frankie Chestnuts Tasha: "Assume the position."
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Frankie Chestnuts Hagon: "No thanks, Tasha... I'm good right here."
AJ I should feel sorry for this guy, but the urge to just kick him in the face is overwhelming.
Cyrus Ramsay A typical native of a Boney-M class planet.
PegasusJF Spousal abuse INNNN....SPACCCCCCEEE!!!
PegasusJF This shot IS right after Yareena found out that PegasusJF let the auto-spell check change her name to Gardena.
PegasusJF Someone had to tell Yareena that the Caption competition was monthly now. This guy drew the short straw.
PegasusJF Given how tempestuous Ligonian relationships can be, you really REALLY don't want to see how this ends.
PegasusJF Caption competition cleanliness rules stipulated we would only be able to get this in-progress shot of a rather nasty spat between Hagon and Gardena.
PegasusJF Ligonian female PMS: It's no joke.
PegasusJF Though the sometimes volcanically tempered women of Ligon II were the owners of the land and goods, a tradition quickly developed to allow the men to own and strategically place soft floor mats.
PegasusJF The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy entry on relationships on Ligon II: "When your woman wants some space: YOU GIVE HER SPACE!"
PegasusJF It took Hagon some time to read Yareena's signals.
PegasusJF The Man may keep you down, but at least he makes the landing more comfortable.
PegasusJF One does not excuse police brutality by covering the surface of the planet with blue pads.
PegasusJF Not quite the look of utter adoration required to his leader Lutan, but still points are given for trying.
C.W. Perkins Oh crap, she's pissed!
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see how NOT to do a push-up.
Frankie Chestnuts Frankie Chestnuts Tasha: "We now consecrate the bond of obedience...
Assume the position."
Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Frankie Chestnuts Tasha: "We now consecrate the bond of obedience...
Assume the position."
Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Miss Marple Hammer Time! ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple Blinded by the light!

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