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| Name | Caption |
| Dougurasu | "Eris the pointy eared Vorta Had a very shiney sphere. And if you ever saw her, you would even say 'stay clear!' All of the other Vorta thought she was not really nice They gave poor little Eris a complicated lock'n device! |
| Name | Caption |
| Kethinov | Biggus Dickus, Lobus Giganticus, Vortus Femalus, Glowus Ballus, Captious Contestus Endlesstus... |
| Bryan Moore | "Is that a quantum singularity forming near you, or are you just happy to see me?" |
| Cannot win Jack | This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er, |
| Zhentai | As the prophecy spake, So, when the glowing ball of light shall please the Vorta, then shall Graham Kennedy be several days late in updating the caption competition. Amen. |
| McFortner | Even dead, the ghost of James T. Kirk manages to seduce women across the galaxy. |
| AJ | How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Vorta? Just one, but the lightbulb has to be really bright. |
| Robert | "The power of christ compels you." |
| The Jack | Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Plasma |
| drow | "Vorta core breach! Red alert!" |
| Hisrak | One of the DITL snowballs got bored and wandered into the caption competition |
| Hisrak | One of Data's audience gave a last cry of anguish, and quite literally gave up the ghost. |
| DanielB | Biggus Dickus...Lobus Giganticus...Twaticus Maximus... now, Glowic *SMACK* "SHUT UP!" |
| Drake Zure | oh, great. they crossed the streams. |
| Drake Zure | how many Vorta does it take... |
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