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Bryan Moore Kirk cringed, finally realizing that Starfleet Intel wasn't referring to fun when he recieved the orders, "Capture the Romulan cloaking device, it will be a ball!"

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Joel Wright I'm the prettiest Romulan at the ball.
Brian Phillips How many Romulans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Rat Boy Kirk: "I'm no doctor, Nomad, but it looks like you're about ready to have that baby."
The Steve So THIS is what McCoys pedal machine powers!
Silent Bob "Kirk calling Orson... come in, Orson..."
The Wormhole Kirk: "Why does this device look like so many others we've encountered?"
Spock: "Unknown, Captain. But had Enterprise gotten a fifth season there would have been a three-episode story arc explaining it."
Griddles So this is what is meant by Spaceballs...
Researcher The sphere-builders first attempt was rather unimpressive...
Kirk: Well, I guess I'll just smash this on the floor.
Admiral ED Kirk to Enterprise: I found the OMEGA 13!!!!!
Griddles It was only natural that Biggus Dickus have Biggus Testiculus.
sabresedge Nomad: Does this outfit make me look fat?
Swift Kirk tried to adapt the cloaking device to turn himself invisible. His mission; to boldly go where no man has gone before - the women's locker room.
drow ...and now, for the exciting conclusion to "Captain Kirk vs. The Space Mecha-Snowman"
Giles I see... I see... I see into the past... Men in blue jumpsuits with weapons and ships better than ours... how can this be?
BlasterMaster555 Kirk: "Crystal, crystal, shaped like a ball,
who's the sexiest of them all?"
Ball: "The answer, I'm afraid, is going to hurt,
it is Spock, whose too sexy for his shirt."
Kenny Once I get this out, I can sit on it and bounce down to the transporter room!
Isaac Wright First there was Nomad, then there was gonad.
N'tran "My God.. It's full of stars."
Adrian Must... destroy... Braga's... continuity scrambler!

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