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| Name | Caption |
| Kenny | Marla: "I'm sorry Captain but I've fallen for a guy with a bigger.....uh.....phaser bank." Kirk: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!" |
| Name | Caption |
| superslug | Kirk: Ensign, are you forgetting that this is the 60's and I'm a chest thumping vine swinging hard core alpha male? Take off your clothes and put them in the damn washing machine. I mean it! |
| Spartan 114 | Leutenant: This chamber is clearly designed for one person, we'd have to be on top of each other to fit inside, and honestly! I've never heard of a 3 hour escape pod endurance drill before! Kirk: Shut up and get in |
| superslug | She couldn't quite figure out why she should climb in the dryer when it was the Captain who was wet, but she remained calm, as the weapon in his hand didn't phase her. |
| Merat | Kirk: "Ensign, you set the heat too high! This went in as a phaser RIFLE!" |
| Bryan Moore | Angered by her betrayal, Kirk told Martha it was a choice between being shot with his phaser or his "space seed" |
| Joel Wright | Yes it was a phaser in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you. |
| Hisrak | Kirk: What are you doing? Woman: looking for Jeffery... |
| Merlin | Kirk: Oh come on, Ensign! 'Replicator' indeed! As if you could just have a hole in the wall that could produce anything your heart desired! You are clearly insane, and I'm taking you into custody! |
| 4gitmeknot | Kirk cruelly "sings" to his victims before they die. "You... are... my.... lucky star!" |
| Drake | Tamrian pickup lines: Man walks over to bar Man: "Kirk, regarding women" (a statement of horniness) Woman: "Scotty, before Kirk" (not in a million years) Man: "Spock, seven years later" (desperation/ I need you) Woman: "the redshirt, cornered. Kirk, with a phaser. Kirk and the redshirt in the crawlway" (okay, fine. do you know of any good motels nearby?) |
| Tiberius | "No Ensign, despite what this looks like I did NOT bring you here to seduce you! I brought you here to win the caption contest! now, quick! Do something caption-worthy!" |
| superslug | Khan's loyal redskirt never suspected an ambush so late at night in the officer's laundry, but then again, Kirk always was a master baiter. |
| Researcher | Across the gulf of space intelligences vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our laundry with envious eyes... |
| Silent Bob | Kirk: "Say 'Denny Crane', go on say it" Woman: "erm... 'Denny Crane'" Kirk: "Just a minute wrong series..." |
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