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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | "...in fact, we are our society's upper crust. Literally." |
| Name | Caption |
| MLCoolJ | And this, kids, is why you wear sunscreen when you go outside. |
| The Geek | METH: Never even once. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ...but the Republicans claimed we wouldn’t lose our insurance because of our pre-existing condition. |
| Miss Marple | At Burning Man, the Reno emergency services departments always tried to staff with “client sensitive providers”. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jamin: “Gesundheit... |
| EMH_MkI | Starfleet instituted a 'no restrooms near the warp reactor' policy shortly thereafter. |
| EMH_MkI | The aftermath of someone putting a mistletoe under the warp reactor... |
| EMH_MkI | Someone told us the phaser range doubled as a tanning salon. |
| Bird of Prey | "I am sorry Ma, but this is the casting call for 'Mudd's Women', not 'mud women'." |
| Danish32 | And the moral of our story? Never get a Tattoo from a drunk Cardassian. |
| EMH_MkI | Archer: We've received your distress signal. How may we be of assistance? "We want your garbage." Archer: Perhaps you need medical attention? Food? "We want your garbage." Archer: Maybe... you'd like- "We want your garbage." Archer: Get off my starship. |
| Chromedome | "Look, Ma, it's easy. Just pick which kind of bread you want, 6 inch or 12 inch. Then pick what meat you want, choose some salad to go with it. Then at the end give them this voucher to get a free cookie and let them scan your Subway card." "It seems very complicated. Couldn't we just go to Nando's instead?" |
| Bryan Moore | While not widely used after the Mid-22nd century, the paint ball setting on early Starfleet phase pistols was marginally successful in its day. |
| Mikey | "You think WE look like crap? Just check out some of the drek that 'Mikey' guy enters in the caption comp!" |
| Miss Marple | Some "Empty Nesters" manage less well than others. |
| Bird of Prey | "You filthy cowards!" "Hey, that's absolutely uncalled-for! We are not cowards!" |
| Chromedome | "OMG! Have you seen the picture for next month's competition?" |
| MR. WORF | What do you mean the shows sold out !!! We crawled through 2 football fields of pure crap to get here and YOUR Sold Out !!!!! |
| ilandra | I wish I'd got the part I auditioned for on Downton Abbey ... |
| 0100110100 | “What do you mean it’s not sunscreen? That Klingon told us the best type could only be found at a Targ farm”. |
| AdmiralM | "And the losers of the pie eating contest are????" |
| The Geek | "CUT! MAKEUP!" |
| Bird of Prey | "I am sorry, but I think the universal translator didn't pick up that one word. What the heck is 'soap'!?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jamin: "We have a little concern with tanning booth number 3." |
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