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Horta not Vorta Thanks Mr. Paris, but I can wipe that myself.

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Miss Marple Bad puppetry ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Tell me if my hair looks good from behind.''
Tom: ''Uh... Depends on your definition of 'good'...''
AJ If I stare long enough, I WILL drill a hole into Neelix's skull.
Miss Marple In an unfortunate coincidence, years ago, Tom had nick-named his penis “Little Nelix”.
Cailus Oh, Tom. I feel for you. It must take a will of iron to see the back of the Neelix's head and not bash it to death...
EMH_MkI The spin-off series 'Snark Trek: Voyager' didn't exactly take off.
N'tran DS 12 Seconds before a transporter accident generates Peerix
Mikey First, Neelix loved Kes.
Then, Tom loved Kes.
Then, Kes wasn't there, so...
McFortner Neelix: Just wait, when Star Trek Discovery comes out we won't be considered the worst series!
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Why are you staring at me like that?''
Tom: ''I try to figure out what color your friggin' clothes are!''
Bird of Prey Tom: ''...and remember to always stay in front of me while we are on the diplomatic mission to Triggerhappycos IV.''
Neelix: ''Of course! The Captain promoted me to Voyager's official Sentient Shield after all, whatever that means!''
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Is this a phaser, or are you just happy to see me?''
Tom: ''Don't keep grossly overestimating your charisma. No-one is happy to see you. This *is* a phaser.''
Mr. Worf Tom looks in disbelief as Nelix aruges with himself in a mirror.
EMH_MkI 'Posers, the Space Musical' didn't quite take off.
Horta not Vorta "I Like Big Butts. I cannot lie."
Bird of Prey It was only after taking a closer look that Tom realized that all the colors on Neelix' clothes weren't dye, but in fact dozens of food splotches acquired during his many years of sloppy cooking.
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "PLEASE, Mr. Paris... There are FOUR more urinals you could be using."
Miss Marple Trump continues to hold campaign rallies for what seems like hundreds of years after the election is over.
Chromedome In a sadistic mood, Paris tells Neelix that the scriptwriters have worked out how to bring Wesley Crusher on board.
Chromedome At the final of the "Most Irritating Sci-Fi Character" contest, Neelix lets rip at Jar Jar Binks while Paris looks on. Wesley Crusher was prevented from entering because that would have been too easy.
mwhittington "If Leiutenant Paris and I got into a fight, I would mop the floor with him! I would give him such a pounding he would beg for mercy! Why I would... He's right behind me, isn't he?"
Horta not Vorta Someone can find Neelix's ass with both hands.
EMH_MkI The Kes Fanclub desperately needs help in their recruitment.
Bird of Prey If Neelix' hair starts to remind you of your toothbrush, it's time to get a new toothbrush.

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