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| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Before you laugh, just be grateful ditl hasn't posted YOUR prom pictures. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Not only was Trip's Ferengi blow-up doll aesthetically disgusting, it had some intrinsic design flaws... PAINFUL intrinsic design flaws. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Interesting... Is this skin or cartilage?" Krem: "Nom, nom, nom... ahhhhhhhhh." T'pol: "Hmmmm... Do you always have this reaction to someone doing this?" Krem: "Aaahhhmmmm... Bhabaaaa... Flaa, flaa." T'Pol: "Fascinating... And what if I touch you like this?" Krem: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!" T'Pol: "Interesting." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi Porn. INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | IDIC... |
| Cailus | Some historians believe that stress was fhe reason T'Pol turned to trellium-D. Those historians were fortunate to never see this. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Boom-chicka OO- Mox |
| N'tran DS 12 | Aural Pleasures |
| The Geek | The Ferengi O-face: What has been seen, cannot be unseen. |
| Foxbat | "My, what big ears you have...." |
| Miss Marple | A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem. Nerd fantasies... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | A hot woman & a dis-attractive guy with poor self esteem. Nerd fantasies... IN SP-.... um, in his PARENTS' BASEMENT!!! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | This is one REALLY bizarre version of the Chinese Finger Trap. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Not every species asses are located in the same place. However, I had no idea that the Ferengi actually had their asses on their head!” |
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: ''Your lobes feel harder than I would have anticipated.'' Ferengi: ''Oh, usually they are quite soft. It all depends on the situation...'' |
| Rob | Rule of Aquisition #40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum. |
| Nerd907 | The "Ferengi Love Slave 2" holosuite program was surprisingly popular on Vulcan. |
| Bird of Prey | And I have always thought that feeling one's pagh is a Bajoran thing... |
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: ''No wonder he mistook my lirpa for a Q-tip...'' |
| The Geek | Remember folks: What happens at the Convention, stays at the Convention. |
| RedDwarfian | And here we see one of our customers trying out our newest Holosuite program, "Vulcan Love Slave 3". |
| Bird of Prey | The Deadly Ears |
| Nerd907 | T'Pol: I was young, he was rich, and we were both very, very drunk. |
| 11001001 | T'Pol: "My mind to your mind. My lobes to your lobes." |
| Miss Marple | Vulcan schoolmarm, naughty student - The Ferengi's most requested Holo-program. |
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