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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Spock: "What... is your favorite color?" Guard: "Blue... no yelLOWAAAARRggghhh..." |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "Christ Almighty! I've had enough with your whining... 'Darth Vader is my father... I almost kissed my sister...'." *SNAP* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: "Redrum...REDRUM." |
| nerd86 | You DO NOT want to know what Spock is doing with his other hand! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA! |
| ktasay | Oh look a camera *thud* |
| PegasusJF | Guard: It's...it's so beautiful! |
| Jacob | Spock: Oh him, he's an asshole. Kirk: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Sooo... Tell us where Merikus is." Guard: "Hey, I just saw him... Head on over to-AAAGGGHHhhh..." Kirk: "Spock... Why do you ALWAYS do that?" Spock: "Sorry, Captain... I just got a little caught up in the moment." |
| Guybrush | "At least give me the courtesy of a reach arouunaagggh." *thud* |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: My sincerest apologies, Sir.' Helmet guy: 'Apologies? What fo-ack!' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | After being thoroughly pissed off by those frickin' Space Hippies... Spock directed his anger toward the opposite end off the spectrum... Sticking it to "The MAN". |
| The Geek | Spock begins satisfying his personal vendetta against the Village People. Thankfully, for the good of Humanity, the authorities turned a blind eye. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Motorcycle Cop: "Mr.... Let's see... Ny-moy... Do you have any idea how fast you-." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | In Spock's dreams, HE was always the one with the torn shirt and HE always got to beat up the authority figures. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | When erotic asphyxiation goes wrong. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Nimoy: "This is what you get you overacting, scene stealing hack!" Shatner (entering): "What the hell are you doing!?" Nimoy: "Oh, Bill... There you are..." |
| nerd86 | Vulcan proctology exams are often unannounced. |
| nerd86 | When incapacitating an armed guard Kirk puts his game face on, bringing up his knowledge of multiple martial arts. Spock looks bored and thinks about reorganizing his sock drawer. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Sooo... Tell us where Merikus is." Guard: "I'LL NEVER TA-AAAGGGHHhhh..." Kirk: "Spock... Why do you ALWAYS do that?" Spock: "Sorry, Captain... I just got a little caught up in the moment." |
| Guybrush | Spock's clearly not a Jerry Lewis fan. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Why is it the guard looks like he's just taken a javelin up the arse, while Spock looks like he's reading the morning paper? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "My God!!! An ASCOT??? REALLY!?! What is this, the 20th Century? Spock... do that thing that you do." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Guard: "Hello, I'm a Mac." Spock: "Mac, it's time for a 'Force Quit'." *SNAP* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Leonard Nimoy's cameo appearance on 'CHiPs' ended disastrously. |
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