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| Name | Caption |
| tlbs101 | Kirk (off screen): Bones you've got to do SOMETHING. McCoy (off screen): Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Dentist! |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | My god... he's gone Gary Busey! Red Alert! |
| nerd86 | By the 23rd century the entire planet had universal healthcare... sadly dental and mental were not included. |
| nerd86 | I've come from the future to give you this warning: do not... um... wait I've lost it. It was probably really important though. Oooo squirrel. *wanders off* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Funny hat... That vacant stare... And look at those teeth... I've got it! He's an Irish Football Fan! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Take my word for it... Avoid the Tellarite chili." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | After feasting on the victim's teeth, the giant beetle moved on to his ear. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | An indirect benefit of having your brain sucked out by a giant beetle is that you become less self conscious of your congentially bad teeth. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Yes, I DO play rugby... Why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Unfortunately, Goolog became typecast, and appeared only as an extra in "Caveman" films. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Eventually, the Queen allowed the Palace Guard to participate in "Casual Fridays". |
| mwhittington | During Earth's earlier attempts to create the perfect soldier, scientists tried blending the DNA of famous historical legends. This is the result of blending Daniel Boone and Genghis Khan together. The results were... less than satisfactory. |
| mwhittington | "How in the heck did you get that growth on your butt?" "I don't have a growth on my butt!" "I was talking to the tribble!" |
| Jack | New Ear Ablative Armor! Will protect you from Borg attacks and Shatner's singing. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | What happens in Risa... Stays in Risa. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "He's definitely on about something, Jim." |
| ha | It's life Jim, but not as we know it... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Before "Red Shirts"... There were "Brown Teeth". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "What do you think, Bones? Should we initiate first contact?' Bones: "FIRST CONTACT!? I think we should avoid ALL contact!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | What the well dressed zombies are wearing this season. |
| jg | Star Trek XI: Hillbillies in Space |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ever seen a "sex face" on a zombie? Well... you have now. |
| mwhittington | Bones: I'm sorry, he's inbred, Jim. |
| mwhittington | You might be a Starfleet redneck if: You use tribbles in ALL of your daily affairs. You use a phaser and bat'leth to kill, clean, and cook your food. You refer to gagh' as "bait". You've been up in the mountains so long you think Dr. Pulaski is hot. You refer to a dak'tag as a "Klingon toothpick". |
| tlbs101 | What do you mean my Ushanka isn't authentic? Chekov thought it was OK. |
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