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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' (turns it over) 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' (turns it over) 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' (turns it over) 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' (turns it over) 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' (turns it over) 'To keep an idiot busy, turn this canister over.' |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | 'Hmm. green and shiny. There's got to be a storyline in here somewhere.' |
| The Geek | 'Well, it took me six hours, but I finally got that rediculous grren light out of the cargo bay.' |
| nerd86 | Neelix: Hey, you got your plutonium in my peanut butter. Harry: Hey, you got your peanut butter in my plutonium. |
| nerd86 | Neelix didn't even have to send the urine sample to the doctor to know that something was very seriously wrong. |
| Ithekro | Put on the bus. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: ‘Wait a minute… I have to swallow this?’ EMH: ‘No Mr. Nelix… It’s a suppository.’ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Nelix: 'Let's see... to use, pull pin on bottom of device. Place in desired location. RUN! Your 'Little Sub-Nuclear Detonator' is armed and ready to use. Warning: The 'Little Sub-Nuclear Detonator' can be dangerous. Not for use by children or Ferengi... Blah, blah, blah... I just need to know how far away I need to be.' |
| Bird of Prey | Neelix: 'Is my leola root stew really so bad that it justifies throwing me into the brig? Granted, it normally isn't supposed to glow in the dark.' |
| Bird of Prey | Paris: 'Look at this and try to guess the name of my favourite superhero.' Neelix: 'Hmmm. It's a lantern. And it appears to be green.' Paris: 'You are on the right path.' Neelix: 'Sorry, I don't get it.' Paris: 'Come on, try! It's easy!' Neelix: '... Batman?' |
| Mr. President | 'So this is the pair of boxing gloves that Muhammad Ali wore in his epic Rumble in the Jungle with George Foreman? ... God, I hate eBay.' |
| nerd86 | Neelix: It says 'Winner of Biggest-Loser-in-the-Galaxy Award' This... is... so... AWESOME! I've never won anything before! I'm going to go tell all my friends... oh, wait. |
| Kent | Neelix: So it glows...but can it dance? |
| Captain Redbeard | Step 1: Insert Pop-tart VERTICALLY into toaster. So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years! |
| DBB | After dropping the canister on a sewer grate, Neelix inadvertently mutated four turtles and a rat into a ninja crime fighting team. |
| The Geek | Ethan: 'Will there be more to my acting career after 'Voyager'? (shake shake shake)... Damn.' |
| Ktasay | After learning what Soylent Green was made of, Neelix debated if he should use it or not for the next meal. |
| Mr. President | Neelix: 'Neelix to Voyager, I'm on my way back from the trading post.' Janeway: (over comm) 'That's good news, Neelix. When can we expect you?' Neelix: 'A little over an hour. Oh, Captain, by the way, while I was at the trading post I got you a present.' Janeway: 'Really?' Neelix: 'Yep. I won't tell you what it is, though. Gotta keep some surprise.' Janeway: 'That's very nice of you, Neelix. I hope it's better than what Harry Kim got me.' Neelix: 'Oh, he got you something too?' Janeway: 'Some glowing green thing. Looked cheap as hell. Couldn't tell what it was for either, whether it's an ornament or a paperweight or a plasma converter or what. I mean, I had been thinking about promoting Harry up to Lieutenant but if you're gonna buy such useless trinkets as that you're hardly possessed of the kind of sound judgment and decision-making skill that a Starfleet officer needs, are you? So I think I'll keep him down at Ensign for another seven years or so. Actually, it took a supreme act of willpower not to demote him to plasma manifold scrubber. Anyway, I'll look forward to seeing you in a little while. A present - so exciting! Voyager out.' *Neelix looks forlornly at his present* Neelix: 'Crap.' |
| Mr. President | Talaxian Absinthe - it'll f**k you up. |
| tlbs101 | What's this about a ring? |
| Bird of Prey | Neelix: 'Hey, I found something under this seat.' Label on the can: 'Instant transwarp drive. Please open only in case of being stranded in remote corner of the galaxy.' Neelix: 'Was this here the entire time?' |
| Bird of Prey | Kryptonite. Break glass in case of Superman. |
| The Geek | 'I told you, Kes. I told you I love you, and that we would be together forever. (taps on glass) Forever. |
| tlbs101 | If only Mr. Scott were here. He could tell me what this is. |
| SpaceTruckin | Well I'll be, Soylent Green really IS people! |
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