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Mr. President Here's looking at you, kid.
Mr. President Doctor: 'Commander Chakotay, it's time for your colonoscopy.'
Alex Please state the nature of ... Don't bother!
Frankie Chestnuts Eye Ball: ♬'I've got an eye on you...'♫
EMH: 'I've never seen anything like it before.'
Eye Ball: ♫'Because you're mine...'♪
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: 'It's called 'The Eye of Sauron'. At three slips, it's a great deal.'
O'Brien: 'Sure... Why not... What's the worst that could happen?'
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: 'TOM! Come here and have a look!'
Paris: '... wow, Harry... What is it?'
Harry: 'I'm building the perfect girlfriend.'
Paris: 'ok ...?
Harry: 'Hey, give it a chance. I just started.'
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: 'TOM! Come here and have a look!'
Paris: '... wow, Harry... What is it?'
Harry: 'I'm building the perfect girlfriend.'
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: 'Well Mr. Kim... How do you like this modification?'
Harry: 'DOCTOR!!! I need the whole body!'
EMH: 'No reason to get hostile. This is the first synthetic girlfriend I've ever attempted to fabricate.'
nerd86 Geordie: What do you plan on doing with that?
Wesley: My plot is to infiltrate the girls locker room and surreptitiously camouflage this optical surveillance device in the ceiling vent in order to obtain graphic depictions of the female nude form.
Geordie: So... it's a booby cam.
Wesley: It sounds so vulgar when you say it.
Geordie: I'm sitting here with a crappy visor that makes me look like a popstar from the 1980s and you build a perfect replica of the human eye so that you can look at something that is freely available on the internet.
Wesley: What are you getting at exactly?
nerd86 We can rebuild him, we have the technology. But it is going to take a bit more than $6 million.
SlideMan I've had my eye on this baby for a long time.
SlideMan Nobody Move! I just dropped a contact lens!
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: 'Let me get this straight... You want a shot of Visine?'
Frankie Chestnuts One of the lesser known of Bajorian Orbs: 'The Orb of Nearsightedness'
Mikey '... yes, a relic of a great performer from ancient Earth. You mean none of you have ever heard of Marty Feldman?'
Frankie Chestnuts After several centuries and many near-bankruptcies Cracker Jack finally came with cool prizes again.
Mr. President Even though he had been attacked by a Hirogen hunting party, captured, tortured and his body vaporized save for a single remaining eyeball, Ensign Martin still managed to get promoted to Lieutenant before Harry Kim.
Ty.G The latest in desk decoration: the iSore.
Frankie Chestnuts Eye Ball: 'Give me and extra dry martini... and hold the olive... Those things really creep me out.'
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: '...Welllll... The iris to overall diameter is incorrect... The optic nerve doesn't enter from the bottom like that... In this light, the pupil should be entirely constricted... and what are these colorful tubes?'
Naomi Wildman (sobbing): 'It's just a school project.'
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: 'My God, you're right Tom... She DOES have Bette Davis eyes.'
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: 'Sorry Harry... It's just creepy.'
Harry: 'Giver her a chance Tom... You just have to get to know her.'
Rob The doctor got a new tool for conducting rectal examinations.
DBB It's all fun and games until someone loses an - hey, here it is!

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