Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Silent Bob	Kes shortly after issuing the order to 'Fire the orgasmatron!'.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Geek	Kes dies when Neelix misunderstands the meaning of the word 'photoshoot'.
The Geek	'It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the phaser again!'
nerd86	Stop rubbing your butt on the wall or I swear I'll shoot you!
Frankie Chestnuts	An early, unreleased video of Joan Jett's: 'Hit Me with your Best Shot'.
Mr. President	Neelix: 'You're just lucky Captain Kirk isn't here!'
nerd86	I've had worse...
Ithekro	Saturday mornings on USS Voyager.
The Geek	This scene, as written by Paul McCartney: Neelix: 'I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.' Kes: 'Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! Won't you please help me?' Neelix: 'Happiness is a warm phaser.' Chakotay (over comm): 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.'
nerd86	Neelix stole the gay beam and immediately tried it out on Kes... wouldn't you?
Mr. President	Neelix: 'And THAT is why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line!' Kes: 'Nooo...'
Frankie Chestnuts	Kes: 'You can't make me eat more.' Neelex: 'You WILL eat my Devilled Wood Throk... YOU WILL!'
The Geek	Neelix: I've never done this before... Kes: The safe word is 'cheesecake'.
The Geek	Neelix: 'Say it! Say I'm the most popular character on Voyager!' Kes: 'Never!' (phaser) 'ARRRGH!' Neelix: 'C'mon, Kes, I can do this all night!'
The Geek	Weirdest. Fanfic. Ever.
Mr. President	'Kes, this really isn't the best time to need to go plop-plops.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Kes: 'Thank you sir may I have another.' *phaser* Kes: 'Thank you sir may I have another.'
Ktasay	What a way to go. Shot while on the toilet.
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: 'MR. NEELIX! Put the phaser down... It's bad enough that you are havieng sex with a four year old.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Neelix: 'I have had...' *phaser* '...enough...' *phaser* '...of YOU!' *phaser*
Bird of Prey	Kes: 'Why did you shoot me?' Neelix: 'I want to test if it is true that Ocampas have nine lifes.' Kes: 'No. We have nine YEARS OF life, you idiot!'
Leathco	Neelix: I warned you to stop hanging around Mr. Paris, Kes. He's mine!
nerd86	Kes never could get the hang of 'The Electric Slide'.
nerd86	Kes: No, please! Not another enema! Neelix: Yes, another enema, and another, and another, until you learn!
mwhittington	Neelix: What the...?, This phaser isn't working! Kes: It isn't...(oohh) a phaser,... (ahh)it's the (oh, god!)... remote to my ...(oh, YES!) vibrating panties!

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