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| Name | Caption |
| Silent Bob | Kes shortly after issuing the order to 'Fire the orgasmatron!'. |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | Kes dies when Neelix misunderstands the meaning of the word 'photoshoot'. |
| The Geek | 'It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the phaser again!' |
| nerd86 | Stop rubbing your butt on the wall or I swear I'll shoot you! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | An early, unreleased video of Joan Jett's: 'Hit Me with your Best Shot'. |
| Mr. President | Neelix: 'You're just lucky Captain Kirk isn't here!' |
| nerd86 | I've had worse... |
| Ithekro | Saturday mornings on USS Voyager. |
| The Geek | This scene, as written by Paul McCartney: Neelix: 'I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.' Kes: 'Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! Won't you please help me?' Neelix: 'Happiness is a warm phaser.' Chakotay (over comm): 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' |
| nerd86 | Neelix stole the gay beam and immediately tried it out on Kes... wouldn't you? |
| Mr. President | Neelix: 'And THAT is why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line!' Kes: 'Nooo...' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kes: 'You can't make me eat more.' Neelex: 'You WILL eat my Devilled Wood Throk... YOU WILL!' |
| The Geek | Neelix: I've never done this before... Kes: The safe word is 'cheesecake'. |
| The Geek | Neelix: 'Say it! Say I'm the most popular character on Voyager!' Kes: 'Never!' (phaser) 'ARRRGH!' Neelix: 'C'mon, Kes, I can do this all night!' |
| The Geek | Weirdest. Fanfic. Ever. |
| Mr. President | 'Kes, this really isn't the best time to need to go plop-plops.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kes: 'Thank you sir may I have another.' *phaser* Kes: 'Thank you sir may I have another.' |
| Ktasay | What a way to go. Shot while on the toilet. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: 'MR. NEELIX! Put the phaser down... It's bad enough that you are havieng sex with a four year old.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: 'I have had...' *phaser* '...enough...' *phaser* '...of YOU!' *phaser* |
| Bird of Prey | Kes: 'Why did you shoot me?' Neelix: 'I want to test if it is true that Ocampas have nine lifes.' Kes: 'No. We have nine YEARS OF life, you idiot!' |
| Leathco | Neelix: I warned you to stop hanging around Mr. Paris, Kes. He's mine! |
| nerd86 | Kes never could get the hang of 'The Electric Slide'. |
| nerd86 | Kes: No, please! Not another enema! Neelix: Yes, another enema, and another, and another, until you learn! |
| mwhittington | Neelix: What the...?, This phaser isn't working! Kes: It isn't...(oohh) a phaser,... (ahh)it's the (oh, god!)... remote to my ...(oh, YES!) vibrating panties! |
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