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| Name | Caption |
| Broccili | Phlox: "You look like my fifth wife." T'Pol: "Really? How many have you had?" Phlox: "Four." |
| Name | Caption |
| RedDwarfian | Phlox: "Are you aware that Denobulans can take multiple wives?" |
| TS | Phlox: "What?! A doctor can't help his patient disrobe?" |
| TS | T'Pol: "If this isn't grounds for a lawsuit, I don't know what is." |
| TS | CREEPY DOCTORS...IN SPAAACE! |
| Mr. President | Blalock: "I thought you were good in 2012. In fact, you were pretty much the only thing worth watching in that movie." Billingsley: "Thanks, Jo. I thought you were pretty good in...um...uh..." |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "You call that a Vulcan neck pinch? THIS is a Vulcan neck pinch." *Does Vulcan neck pinch. Phlox falls to the floor* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Have you ever seen a grown Denobulan naked?" |
| drow | T'pol: "You're not Trip." Phlox: "No, but you know that thing I do with my face?" T'pol: "The puffy thing?" Pholox: "I can do that with other parts of my anatomy, as well." T'pol: "Who's Trip? Please disrobe." |
| drow | Phlox: "Hi, I just hit a space buffalo, and need to borrow your towel." T'pol: "Chevy Chase was funnier." |
| DBB | Phlox: We non-humans must stick together. It's us against the them. With our skill and intellect, we could run this ship. T'Pol: Are you suggesting mutiny? Phlox: No, I'm just saying that we should overpower the humans, and sieze control of the ship. T'Pol: That is what mutiny is. Phlox: Oh. ...then, yes. I am suggesting mutiny. |
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: "Last night was the first time I got really intimate with Mr. Tucker." Phlox: "And did the book I gave you to study, the one about sexuality of Earth lifeforms, contribute anything helpful?" T'Pol: "Unfortunately not. In fact, Mr. Tucker looked VERY confused when I told him to release the pollen from his anther." |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "You're very pretty when you sleep, did you know that?" T'Pol: "WTF?" |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "Did you wet the bed again?" |
| Mr. President | Phlox finally gets his own Night In Sickbay with T'Pol. |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "Terminal cancer? Doctor, I want a second opinion." Phlox: "Second opinion? Okay, having that much collagen in your lips makes you look f**king awful." |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." Phlox: "Pull yourself together then." *Ba-dum-dum-tish* |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "Ah, Subcommander. Are you feeling better?" T'Pol: "Not at all. Those suppositories you gave me had no effect at all. For all the good they did, I may as well have shoved them up my a**." |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "What do you say, T'Pol? There's no one here but you and me, so why don't we...?" T'Pol: "I don't think so, fatty." Phlox: "Fatty? *looks down* Ah, yes. Fatty." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Are you alright Sub-Commander? Can I hold that towel for you?" |
| drow | Phlox: "Happy Towel Day!" T'pol: "Thank you. Get out." |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "You know, you look really sexy with just-out-of-bed hair. Almost as sexy as Porthos." |
| TS | Phlox: "Calm down, T'Pol. What's wrong?" T'Pol: "I had this strange dream where you drugged me and brought me back to sickbay and took advantage of me....wait! What am I doing in sickbay?!" Phlox: "Umm..." |
| epclarkson | T'pol: "I fail to see why I must remove my clothing" Phlox:"It's routine for any eye exam" |
| Ty.G | Plox: Oh... I thought you were dead. *zips up pants* Sorry... |
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