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Bodhi Rumours that Jolene Blalock and Scott Bakula didn't get on behind the scenes were venomously denied.

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Jason T T'Pol: "I refuse to go into the underwear chamber!"
Captain 8472 T'Pol refused to look at the 'Captain's Log'.
jg Archer quickly regretted telling T'Pol that she would assume command of Enterprise over his dead body.
Graeme A Carter Captain Michael Hutchence of the INXS-01 bore a striking resemblance to Archer...
Nutso "Metric units are better than English units! Just give it a chance!"
Nutso "This is for leaving the seat up!"
Zeke Thorne T'Pol: He invades our franchise, and we fall back. He chews up all our scenery, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther! And I...will MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!
Mr. Bean Now we see the violence inherited in the system! Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!
Nutso "My breasts are too real! Feel them! FEEEL THEM!!!"
bigjezza "BARACK!"
"MCCAIN!"
Capt.  Jethro Vulcans females never really understood what 'chocking the chicken' ment.
Beeorn Starship Troopers 3 was way better than Lord of Illusions!!
Yulin T'Pol: "Why can't I find work anymore?! WHY?!
Archer: "Have... You tried... Hooters...?"
Yulin They cancelled us, Captain! THEY CANCELLED US!!
Foxbat "You gave Ensign Mayweather a line? What were you THINKING?!"
Dennie Hebels Not only does Archer get his ass kicked every episode, he gets his ass kicked by a girl
McFortner T'Pol: Who do I have to kill to get off this series?
AJ Even Vulcan self-control was eventually overwhelmed after four seasons of lousy scripts, bad acting and total violation of canon.
BC1 KIRK!
PICARD!
KIRK!
PICARD!
BC1 the fight over the TV remote got preatty intense
Nutso Archer and T'Pol do their impersonation of English Soccer Fans.
Ozymandias Of course, given this is Enterprise, we all know this is going to end with someone taking their clothes off.
Admiral ED Damn you Tucker!!!! You told me PonFar was FUN!!!!
Ozymandias T'Pol: THIS IS FOR BREAKING CANON!
Archer: But the Borg never said their name! It's not an error!

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