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| Name | Caption |
| Foxbat | The bridge crew was at a loss on how to inflate the Chekov Autopilot Doll. |
| Name | Caption |
| Sulu | And THIS *smack* is for Stalin! And THIS *smack* is for the Gulag! And THIS *smack* is for Communism! |
| AJ | Spock: "Mr. Sulu, it appears that you have just killed Kenny." Everyone: "You bastard!" |
| Merat | McCoy: "The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this starship, but who didn't have fish for dinner." |
| Merat | McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is dead." Sulu: "Doc, he's breathing!" McCoy: "It is my considered medical opinion that this man is alive." |
| Ty. G | What do you do with a drunken Russian? What do you do with a drunken Russian, early in the morning? |
| nerd86 | The captains gonna be pissed when he finds out we killed his russian. Quick Sulu sit him up, maybe we can Weekend at Bernies the rest of the episode. |
| Foxbat | Bridge Crew Thoughts: Sulu: "He'll be much easier to seduce now..." Scotty: "Russia invented Scotch my arse..." Bones: "He's blood alcohol level is over three times the legal limit to be driving a starship..." Uhura: "I'll call security..." Spock: "It is obvious that he has fallen and can't get up..." |
| My Name Is Nobody | McCoy: Why Sulu? Sulu: Because an old lady in Leningrad didn’t invent Scotch, because Cinderella isn't a Russian epic, because a Russian didn’t invent quadrotriticale, but mostly because “vessel” is pronounced with a "v" damn it! |
| Jonno | This is what happens when someone says "Ni!" at you one too many times... |
| Magnus | I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Enterprise |
| Bryan Moore | While wholly innocent at the time, Trekkies everywhere would one day laugh at images of Sulu delicately holding a mans head. |
| Captain Reynolds | Scotty: "Wow, what a lightweight - one shot 'a Scotch and he's out like a light!" |
| Bodhi | Spock: "He was, and always shall be, a Monkee." |
| Niall Johnson | Koenig plays dead so he can slip off to the Babylon 5 sets to play a cooler role. |
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