Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Admiral Ed	My name is Anna Nicole---

Special Mention

Name	Caption
jg	Bashir: You must be from southern Bajor. Dabo girl: How did you know that. Bashir: Your hair gave you away. Only women from southern Bajor have hair tall enough to snare low flying starships.
ThomasJBryant	The episode title "Distant Voices" was perhaps a misnomer. It turns out that Dr. Bashir had simply gone deaf.
McFortner	Garak: I'm sorry my dear, but it _Was_ a phaser in his pocket....
ThomasJBryant	Bashir proves the adage "old doctors never die, they just lose their patients".
jg	Old man: You two haven't seen my wife. She is an older woman named Deanna Troi. She was just gere last week.
drow	Old Guy: "Hey, baby. Wanna see my wrinkly little friend? Suprise, it's Garak!"
Kevin P.	We're going to ask you one more time, doctor, and my friend Mr. Phaser here is going to help you think of the right answer: have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Darth Later	Menaj a what?!?!
Niall Johnson	You're only as young as the woman you feel!
jg	Dabo girl: And how old are you today. Bashir: 28 Dabo girl: That's funny. How old are you. Garak: Madame, he really is 28. You are looking at the only human to ever survive a direct hit from a Vulcan Death Fart. Granted, there was some damage, but he survived.
Pinky & the Brain	Bud.. Weis.. I'm 93 years old, you know. Young people swaer, things cost more money.
Tiberius	“Will you walk a little faster?” Garak said to Doc Bashir. “I’ve arranged a birthday party, and the Dabo girl is here!” See how eagerly the doctor and the Dabo girl advance They are waiting on the shuttle – will they come and join the dance? Will they, won’t they, will they, won’t they, will they come and join the dance? “You can really have no notion of the pleasures we will face When they take us to the airlock and they toss us into space.” But the spy replied, “Space is too big!” and gave a look askance Said he thanked the doctor kindly, but he would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not, could not join the dance. “What matters it how far we float?” the Dabo girl replied with cheer “There is another star, you know, within a couple of light years. The further off from Bajor the nearer is to Earth – So be not shy, beloved spy, but come and join the mirth. Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you come and join the mirth?”
Tiberius	Fry was stuck in the freezer for 1000 years, but alas, he continued to age.
ThomasJBryant	Finally, after decades of dilligent effort, he won the caption competition.
Jason T	Star Trek XIX: Too damn old.
Ty. G	Girl: Bashir, honey, will you make a sound like a frog? Bashir: NO! Why does EVERY dabo girl ask me to make a sound like a frog? Girl: Well Garak says as soon as you croak we can go to Risa
Q	Bashir wasn't worried until he noticed where Garak was pointing the phaser....
ThomasJBryant	Garak: If she sings Happy Birthday one more time, I'm going to phaser her!
ByAnyOtherName	"What do you mean, I have to blow my own party favor?"

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