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| Name | Caption |
| Rat Boy | Bashir: "Do I make you thorny, baby?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Lobster | Dax: "This is - just disgusting!" Bashir: "...says the woman with the big ugly slug in her belly." |
| Pinky & the Brain | I think that Genie was deaf Why? Well I asked for a short, hairy and horny pianist |
| Royston Vasey | I'm getting worried about the number of Caption Competition with Phallic references. There as been quite a few! The guy who sets this competition must have a complex. Well he is a Star Trek Fan Oh a 40 year Virgin then who lives in his mams basement Excatly |
| jg | It didn't matter how hard Bashir tried with Dax, something always came between them. |
| Hisrak | Bashir: So, what do you think? Dax: Honestly? I think our serious efforts to explore space are being freeze-framed and used as items of ridicule as part of some idiotic childlike competition which will undoubtedly contain the words 'Biggus Dickus'. I think I'm sick of being laughed at by the same pathetic pondlife who perv over footage of me from 'Let He Who Is Without Sin...' and I think I've had just about enough of being asked to produce sexist one-liners every time we find something vaguely phallic! Bashir: Pretty please? Dax: *sigh* "I've seen bigger." |
| Admiral Ed | Dax meet the Ambassador from the Cactus People |
| CaptnQuantum | To all those people who have submitted captions implying that this plant is phallic: if yours looks like this, SEE A DOCTOR. |
| CaptnQuantum | Anyway, so a friend of a friend bought one of these on Denobula, and he gets it home, and suddenly it bursts open, and thousands of little spiders pop out... |
| Denis Le Menoir | A disturbing scene from Sex Trek: The Next Penetration |
| Hugh Jass | Jadzia what type of flower is this? It's a Penis Fly Trap |
| Kathryn Janeway | Oh come on, even Kira uses one now and then. |
| Stargrazer | Bashir receives his answer to the question "What does Worf have that I don't?" |
| Jillibean | Dax: So you say this is what Kira pulled out of Dukat? |
| Rat Boy | Five minutes later, another Weyoun clone popped out of the pod. |
| john smith | Jadzia's first lesson in Klingon anatomy was quite... disturbing. |
| Foxbat | "Doctor, are you SURE this is a Klingon Condom?" |
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