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Leonard H. McCoy

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Quote Episode
McCoy : 
"The intelligence, the logic, it appears that your half has most of that. And perhaps that's where most of man's essential courage comes from for you see, he was afraid and you weren't."
to Kirk
TOS : The Enemy Within
McCoy : 
"He's dead, Jim."
to Kirk; regarding the dog, the first use of the line in Star Trek
TOS : The Enemy Within
Bones : 
"War is never imperative, Mister Spock."
Spock : 
"It is for them, Doctor."
TOS : Balance of Terror
McCoy : 
"You're discussing tactics! Do you realise what this really comes down to? Millions and millions of lives hanging on what this vessel does next!"
to Spock
TOS : Balance of Terror
McCoy : 
"In this galaxy there's a mathamatical probability of three million Earth type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more... only one of each of us."
to Kirk
TOS : Balance of Terror
McCoy : 
"A cage is a cage, Jim."
to Kirk; unimpressed with his description of how humane the colony is
TOS : Dagger of the Mind
McCoy : 
"Now, this is marvelous. The most horrible conglomeration of antique architecture I've ever seen."
to Kirk
TOS : Miri
McCoy : 
"Life prolongation. Didn't have much luck, did they?"
to Kirk
TOS : Miri
McCoy : 
"The chain of command is often a noose."
to Spock
TOS : The Conscience of the King
McCoy : 
"Do you play God? Carry his head through the corridors in triumph? That won't bring back the dead, Jim."
Kirk : 
"No. But they may rest easier."
TOS : The Conscience of the King
McCoy : 
"Mister Spock, respect is a rational process! Did it ever occur to you they might react emotionally? With anger?"
to Spock
TOS : The Galileo Seven
McCoy : 
"It may be the last action you'll ever take, Mister Spock, but it was all human."
to Spock
TOS : The Galileo Seven
McCoy : 
"All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you."
to Shaw
TOS : Court Martial
McCoy : 
"Mister Spock, you're the most cold-blooded man I've ever known."
Spock : 
"Why, thank you, doctor."
TOS : Court Martial
McCoy : 
"Now, that man can think anything we can, and love, hope, dream as much as we can. But he can't reach out and no one can reach in!"
to Kirk; on Pike
TOS : The Menagerie, Part 1
McCoy : 
"You've got your problems, I've got mine. But he's got ours, plus his, plus four hundred and thirty other people."
to Sulu; on Kirk
TOS : Shore Leave
Barrows : 
"Don't peek!"
McCoy : 
"My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it's in the line of duty."
TOS : Shore Leave
Fox : 
"Diplomacy, gentlemen, should be a job left to diplomats. You will, of course, immediately resume a peaceful status."
Scott : 
"No, sir, I will not."
Fox : 
"What did you say!?"
Scott : 
"I'll not lower the screens, not until the captain tells me to."
Fox : 
"You are taking orders from me. You will lower the screens as a sign of good faith, my authority!"
Scott : 
"I know about your authority, but the screens stay up."
McCoy : 
"Mr. Fox, they faked a message from the captain, they've launched an attack against our ship. You want us to trust them openly?"
Fox : 
"I want you to obey my lawful orders!"
Scott : 
"No, sir. I won't lower the screens."
Fox : 
"Your refusal to comply with my orders has endangered the entire success of this mission! I can have you sent to a penal colony!"
Scott : 
"You can, sir, but I won't lower the screens."
Fox : 
"Your name will figure prominently in my report to the Federation Central."
TOS : A Taste of Armageddon
McCoy : 
"Well, Scotty, now you've done it!"
Scott : 
"Aye. The haggis is in the fire for sure."
TOS : A Taste of Armageddon
McCoy : 
"On pure speculation, just an educated guess, I'd say that man is alive."
to Spock
TOS : This Side of Paradise
McCoy : 
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"
to Kirk
TOS : The Devil in the Dark
McCoy : 
"Mister Spock is the best first officer in the fleet."
to Kirk; confessing his secret admiration for Spock
TOS : Operation: Annihilate!
McCoy : 
"Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator!"
to Spock
TOS : Friday's Child
Eleen : 
"No. Here, child belongs to husband."
McCoy : 
"So, they take all the credit here. Poppycock!"
TOS : Friday's Child
Spock : 
"Would you beam down to the planet's surface and stand with me? There is a brief ceremony."
Kirk : 
"Is it permitted?"
Spock : 
"It is my right. By tradition the male is accompanied by his closest friends."
Kirk : 
"Thank you Mister Spock."
Spock : 
"I also request McCoy accompany me."
McCoy : 
"I shall be honoured, sir."
TOS : Amok Time
McCoy : 
"To blazes with regulations! You can't let him take command when you know he's wrong."
to Spock; on Commodore Decker
TOS : The Doomsday Machine
McCoy : 
"Well there goes paradise."
on finding that Vaal does not allow holding and touching
TOS : The Apple
McCoy : 
"There's something wrong about a man who never smiles, whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who won't talk about his background."
Spock : 
"I see."
McCoy : 
"Spock, I mean that it's odd for a non-Vulcan. The ears make all the difference."
Spock : 
"I find your argument strewn with gaping defects in logic."
McCoy : 
"Maybe, but you can't evaluate a man by logic alone. Besides, he has avoided two appointments that I've made for his physical exam without reason."
Spock : 
"That's not at all surprising, Doctor. He's probably terrified of your beads and rattles."
TOS : I, Mudd
McCoy : 
"Once, just once, I would like to land somewhere and say 'Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel.'"
to Spock
TOS : Bread and Circuses
McCoy : 
"I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!"
to Spock
TOS : Bread and Circuses
McCoy : 
"Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more afraid of living. Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peek out."
to Spock
TOS : Bread and Circuses
Kirk : 
"Bones, do you remember the 20th century brush wars on the Asian continent? Two giant powers involved, much like the Klingons and ourselves. Neither side could pull out."
McCoy : 
"Yes. It went on bloody year after bloody year!"
Kirk : 
"What would you have suggested, that one side arm its friends with an overpowering weapon? Mankind would never have lived to travel space if they had! No. The only solution is what happened back then. Balance of power."
McCoy : 
"And if the Klingons give their side even more?"
Kirk : 
"Then we arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power, the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides."
TOS : A Private Little War
McCoy : 
"Well, Jim, here's another morsel of agony for you. Since Tyree won't fight, he will be one of the first to die."
to Kirk
TOS : A Private Little War
McCoy : 
"Well, you got what you wanted."
Kirk : 
"Not what I wanted, Bones. What had to be."
TOS : A Private Little War
Bones : 
"You're going to leave here without them and run off on some wild goose chase halfway across the galaxy just because you found a discrepancy in a hydrogen cloud?"
Spock : 
"Doctor I am chasing the Captain, Lieutenant Uhura and Ensign Chekov, not some wild aquatic fowl."
TOS : The Gamesters of Triskelion
McCoy : 
"Monsters come in many forms. You know the greatest monster of them all, Jim? Guilt."
to Kirk
TOS : Obsession
McCoy : 
"Crazy way to travel! Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe!"
to Spock; on the transporter
TOS : Obsession
Scotty : 
"Captain, thank heaven!"
Spock : 
"Mr Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."
McCoy : 
"Well then, thank pictchforks and pointed ears."
TOS : Obsession
McCoy : 
"Here we are. Antibodies of our own galaxy, attacking an invading germ. It would be ironic indeed if that were our sole destiny, wouldn't it?"
to Kirk
TOS : The Immunity Syndrome
McCoy : 
"Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"
to Spock
TOS : The Immunity Syndrome
McCoy : 
"What he's saying, Spock, is that a man who holds that much power, even with the best intentions, just can't resist the urge to play god."
to Spock
TOS : Patterns of Force
McCoy : 
"Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along!"
to Kirk
TOS : The Ultimate Computer
Wesley : 
"Our compliments to the M-5 unit, and regards to Captain Dunsel. Wesley out."
McCoy : 
"Dunsel? Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel? What does it mean, Jim? Spock? What does it mean?"
Spock : 
"Dunsel, Doctor, is a term used by Midshipmen at Starfleet Academy. It refers to a part which serves no useful purpose."
TOS : The Ultimate Computer
Spock : 
"Most illogical. Of all people, he should have known how the computer would perform. Of course, the M-5 itself has not behaved logically."
McCoy : 
"Please, Spock, do me a favour and don't say it's fascinating."
Spock : 
"No. But it is... interesting."
TOS : The Ultimate Computer
McCoy : 
"Compassion. That's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps men ahead of them."
to Kirk
TOS : The Ultimate Computer
McCoy : 
"I'm a doctor, not a coal miner!"
to Spock
TOS : The Empath
Spock : 
"Indeed, Doctor, the young lady did show a marked preference for your company."
McCoy : 
"Now, nobody can blame her for that, can they?"
TOS : For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
McCoy : 
"How can we be powerful enough to wipe out a planet and still be so helpless?"
to Scotty
TOS : Whom Gods Destroy
McCoy : 
"Jim, whenever I'm in jail again, don't send that Vulcan. Let me rot."
to Kirk
TAS : Albatross
McCoy : 
"When the personality of a human is involved, exact predictions are hazardous."
to Spock
TOS : The Lights of Zetar
McCoy : 
"Why is any object we don't understand called a 'thing'?"
to Kirk
ST-TMP : The Motion Picture
McCoy : 
"Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
to Spock
ST-TMP : The Motion Picture
McCoy : 
"According to myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now, watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes!"
to Spock
ST-TWOK : The Wrath of Khan
McCoy : 
"Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario."
Saavik : 
"How?"
Kirk : 
"I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship."
Saavik : 
"What?"
David Marcus : 
"He cheated!"
ST-TWOK : The Wrath of Khan
McCoy : 
"He's really not dead, as long as we remember him."
Kirk : 
"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have done before. A far better resting place I go to than I have ever known."
Carol : 
"Is that a poem?"
Kirk : 
"No, something Spock was trying to tell me, on my birthday."
McCoy : 
"Are you okay Jim? How do you feel?"
Kirk : 
"Young. I feel young."
ST-TWOK : The Wrath of Khan
McCoy : 
"I'm going to tell you something I never thought I'd ever hear myself say. It seems I've missed you. I don't know if I could stand to lose you again."
to the body of Spock
ST-TSFS : The Search for Spock
Kirk : 
"You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor."
McCoy : 
"That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"
ST-TSFS : The Search for Spock
Kirk : 
"My God, Bones, what have I done?"
McCoy : 
"What you had to do. What you always do... turned death into a fighting chance to live."
ST-TSFS : The Search for Spock
McCoy : 
"It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan! You sing it! The words aren't important, what's important is that you have a good time!"
Spock : 
"Ah, I am sorry Doctor. Were we having a good time?"
McCoy : 
"God I liked him better before he died!"
ST-TFF : The Final Frontier
Bones : 
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for His ID!"
to Kirk
ST-TFF : The Final Frontier
McCoy : 
"Treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home."
to Data; on the Enterprise-D
TNG : Encounter at Farpoint

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