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Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:41 am
by Teaos
We all know the ones, the shitty one lines that dont even make the children laugh.
My one this year:-
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants... in case he got a hole in one...
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:39 pm
by mwhittington
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:27 pm
by Jim
Ba-dum bum!
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:11 am
by Mikey
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Minor!
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:36 am
by Sonic Glitch
Mikey wrote:Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Minor!
Go ahead
Q: What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:58 am
by mwhittington
Wow.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't like to pass gas in public?
A private tooter!
Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:29 pm
by Jim
I thought that this was a thread about Christmas in West Virginia...