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What would be the portmanteau for this cheeky little device?

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multifuctional.
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Knoork?
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knispork.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Ha, I saw one of those first the first time today at work. I asked myself the exact same question. I didn't have a good answer.
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KFS
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Fkn'spoon :)
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Whats with the Doors reference on the side of it?
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colmquinn wrote:Fkn'spoon :)
:lol:
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I call that useless.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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kostmayer wrote:Whats with the Doors reference on the side of it?
It is the Lizard Spoon - it can do anything.
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Post by Graham Kennedy »

There is, apparently, a real name for them. Behold the Sporf.
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