Set Phasers To Suck

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Set Phasers To Suck

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Smurf movie.

For god's sake. :bangwall:
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I would watch that film sooner than Avatards
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Sadly... seen worse.
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:laughroll:

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Along with the unfortunate implications that they're either all gay or Smurfette is into gangbangs?
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...and that Gargamel is a depiction of the Jews as an entity intent on eroding society and controlling the outlets of resources?

Actually, a friend of mine once wrote an "A" paper on that premise. Not sure I buy it, but it was a very good treatise.
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Mikey wrote:...and that Gargamel is a depiction of the Jews as an entity intent on eroding society and controlling the outlets of resources?
Seriously? :?
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Well, the paper was pretty cogent, but I think it was secretly a parody of the ADL.
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I liked the Robot Chicken version of the Smurfs better. This one looks like it's gonna suck worse than a Hoover! Let me see, a magic portal that transports you to a different time and place? Where have I heard that one before? (Enchanted, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, ...)
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