Starfleet Engineering Code

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:31 pm

*Yellow shirts hear what is going on and run away!*

Damn, their on to us!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:44 pm

Don't worry, they wont get far....

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:48 pm

THATS WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

*Puts up a wall of redshirts*

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Pfft, the only way they'd be usefull, is if you piled up their corpses to make a baricade.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:09 pm

Thats what we did the second wall! heheheheheeeee!!!!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:26 pm

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:16 am

Piles of dead red/yellowshirts...

I see we've moved from "Starfleet engineering guidelines" to "Starfleet away mission protocols."

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:24 am

Rochey wrote:Pfft, the only way they'd be usefull, is if you piled up their corpses to make a baricade.

Sounds like 300...

300 Starfleet officers v 1,000,000 Klingons with Batleths.

At least they die honourably...

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:25 am

Rochey wrote:Pfft, the only way they'd be usefull, is if you piled up their corpses to make a baricade.

Sounds like 300...

300 Starfleet officers v 1,000,000 Klingons with Batleths.

At least they die honourably...

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:29 pm

At least they die honourably...

Can't happen. According to paragraph 3 of the "Starfleet away mission protocals," all unnnamed red/yellowshirts must be killed in as senseless and unproductive way as possible.

Thorin · Post by **Thorin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:00 pm

Mikey wrote:
At least they die honourably...
Can't happen. According to paragraph 3 of the "Starfleet away mission protocals," all unnnamed red/yellowshirts must be killed in as senseless and unproductive way as possible.

Phaser widebeams to encompass many enemies, or high settings to ensure the enemies are dead are also not allowed. Neither is holding down the phaser "fire" button to just machine gun anyone. You must fire in short, singular bursts that have a high chance of missing. Any sort of personal protection, including personal forcefields, are also not allowed. The fact that they can be made with just a rewired communicator is irrelevant. They are not allowed.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:08 pm

Piles of dead red/yellowshirts...

I see we've moved from "Starfleet engineering guidelines" to "Starfleet away mission protocols."

There's a difference?

Captain Peabody · Post by **Captain Peabody** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:58 pm

Phaser widebeams to encompass many enemies, or high settings to ensure the enemies are dead are also not allowed. Neither is holding down the phaser "fire" button to just machine gun anyone. You must fire in short, singular bursts that have a high chance of missing. Any sort of personal protection, including personal forcefields, are also not allowed. The fact that they can be made with just a rewired communicator is irrelevant. They are not allowed.

Of course! But with all this focus on Starfleet, we must not forget the rest of the Galaxy...

Just for starters, there's the general Code of Hostile Aliens (or CHA for short), which states that all hostile alien races must indulge in long, drawn out viewscreen debates with their enemies rather than simply decloaking and blowing them to kingdom come.

Then there's the Declaration of Klingon Strategy, which guarantees all Klingons certain inalienable rights, among which are "Disruptors, Batt'leths, and the pursuit of Gagh"; the Sneaky Romulan Strategy Rulebook, which decrees that all mysterious Romulan operatives should, when in tense situations, beam over unattended to the opponent's ship and inform him of their tragic and mysterious back-story; and the Cardassian Engineering Guidebook, which contains the oft-guessed-at Prime Directive of Cardassian Design: "Never build one good warship if you can instead build two bad warships."

Yes, good strategy can be found throughout the Galaxy!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:02 pm

Its funny 'cause its true....

Post by **Teaos** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:00 am

Maybe something happens to our Galaxy in the future to cause this mass retardation.