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So the company that did Timesplitters picked up Battlefront III and then went boobies up. Before they did they came up with an alternate Dark Side Obi-Wan, click the link and you'll see why the title is so bizarre.
Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Wow, that looks.....weird. Kinda cool, though.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
I like it! Talk about your archetypal dirty old man!
My mental soundtrack just kept playing Jethro Tull's "Aqualung," though.
My mental soundtrack just kept playing Jethro Tull's "Aqualung," though.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Since when did Sith Lord = heap of rags.
No rags here:
No rags here:
Certainly no rags here:
No rags here either:
Where did this brainbug come from?
No rags here:
No rags here:
Certainly no rags here:
No rags here either:
Where did this brainbug come from?
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Yeah... but they were all rich men... or rich humanoids, with financial backing. I'm guessing hobo-Obi-Wan wasn't exactly rolling in the credits.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Obi-Wan wasn't exactly rolling in credits the whole time he was on Tatooine. He still managed to keep himself and his clothes neat and tidy, not a bunch of rags.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Well, that's because he used the Light Side - instead of Force Lightning, he had the ability of "Force dry-cleaning."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
And he needed to maintain appearances so Luke wouldn't be offput by him. Now, not so much.
Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Naa, the term "Sith Lord" implies a certain degree of arrogance and vanity, that doesn't hold with the wearing rags bit.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Joruus C'baoth wore rags, didn't he? In Wookiepedia, he is regarded as an insane Dark Jedi clone of Jedi master Jorus C'baoth. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Joruus_C%27baoth
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
He did and he was. Note the words "insane" and "Dark Jedi". C'baoth was off his trolley, and wasn't a Sith, and therefore isn't the best example to use when conidering a "Sith Kenobi".
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Okay, but is there a difference between a Sith and a Dark Jedi, or am I confused? 
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
There's quite a significant difference. "Dark Jedi" is a term for any Jedi that's falled to the dark side (and is sometimes applied to any dark side Force user, including Sith). Sith, on the other hand, are not merely fallen Jedi, or dark side Force users, but followers of a specific religion.
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Re: Beware Hobo Obi-Wan!
Sith are on another level from Dark Jedi.