"WTF" stories
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Sionnach Glic
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Nice.
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Tsukiyumi
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Gah. That's awful. 
Fire 'em again.
Fire 'em again.
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ya, that's just not right.
and how dumb do you have to be to post that crap on myspace????
and how dumb do you have to be to post that crap on myspace????
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*points at sig*
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At least the manager didn't try and blackmail the girls. They got lucky.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Heard this on the news this morning (hence no link as I haven't found the time to look, and the lack of details)...
At a bank (cannot recall the location) some security guards found a bomb outside. They then proceeded to bring it inside.
It blew up.
Apparently at no time did they consider to call 911.
Sorry for the lack of details, but it was a one minute thing at 7 in the morning (I was sorta asleep).
At a bank (cannot recall the location) some security guards found a bomb outside. They then proceeded to bring it inside.
It blew up.
Apparently at no time did they consider to call 911.
Sorry for the lack of details, but it was a one minute thing at 7 in the morning (I was sorta asleep).
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Lt. Staplic
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that's just sad.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Aaron
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Wow. That's beyond dumb.stitch626 wrote:Heard this on the news this morning (hence no link as I haven't found the time to look, and the lack of details)...
At a bank (cannot recall the location) some security guards found a bomb outside. They then proceeded to bring it inside.
It blew up.
Apparently at no time did they consider to call 911.
Sorry for the lack of details, but it was a one minute thing at 7 in the morning (I was sorta asleep).
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Teaos
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Wanker.Rochey wrote:Australia Jr.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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You're right, Teaos - that should read "Australia's little brother."Teaos wrote:Wanker.Rochey wrote:Australia Jr.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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stitch626 wrote:Heard this on the news this morning (hence no link as I haven't found the time to look, and the lack of details)...
At a bank (cannot recall the location) some security guards found a bomb outside. They then proceeded to bring it inside.
It blew up.
Apparently at no time did they consider to call 911.
Sorry for the lack of details, but it was a one minute thing at 7 in the morning (I was sorta asleep).
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Sionnach Glic
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Fixed.You're right, Teaos - that should read "Australia's bitch."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Here it goes!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.