Biggest Travissty to date coming soon!

[Sionnach Glic]

Hey, guys! Guess who's going to write the new book, The Essential Guide to the Star Wars Military?
You have three guesses, but you'll only need one to figure out which particular idiot they gave this job to.

[Deepcrush]

Karen Traviss!

[Nutso]

The Essential Guide to the Star Wars Military? It can't be her. 3,000,000 reasons it can't be her.

[Sionnach Glic]

Karen Traviss!

Bingo.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

Okay, who wants to grab your gun and shoot Traviss through the skull multiple times?

[Sionnach Glic]

Meh, by the time you got to the front of the line there'd be little left.

Seriously, though. WTF were the guys in charge thinking when they put her in charge? Are they completely unaware that her numbers have stirred up massive heated arguments among the fans? There are litteraly dozens of writers out there that'd jump at the chance to write that book, why pick her? Hell, even KJA'd be a far better pick than her.

[Deepcrush]

When fans ask for KJA of someone it should be a clue!

Like the candlestick in the bathroom by deepcrush.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I always ask for KJA... but that's just me.

Karen Traviss? Good LORD! Mando fanwAnk off the port bow, starboard bow and all around! The Jedi, Sith? Bah, nothing compared to Booba Fett and his Mandos!

*COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH*

[Mark]

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

There, there, Mark. *PUts a pillow between his head and the wall*

But seriously... there's no worse SW author, methinks.

[Captain Seafort]

But seriously... there's no worse SW author, methinks.

You got that right. She'd be bad enough even on the "merits" of her fiction, but her response to critisism... Jesus Christ.

[Sionnach Glic]

Do I even need to bring up her threat to rip throats out?

[Mark]

Huh? What's this?

[Captain Seafort]

Traviss' response to people pointing out the flaws in her "3 million man galactic army": "my gut reaction is that they all need garroting" and, infamously, talking about "ripping someone's trachea out of their pitiful unworthy neck". That's why I'll never buy or read one of her books, regardless of their quality or lack thereof - the woman is deranged.

[Mark]

Sounds like prozac would go a looooong way there