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I got this idea from the Voyager thread about Tuvix and whether it was right to snuff him and bring his progenitors back.

Since the technology now apparently exists to separate them back, let us take the idea one step further and state we have perfected the process of joining two individuals into one.

What 2 characters would you like to see joined into one? State their combined name, species and some thoughts on what they might be like:

Example:

Tuvok and Neelix = Tuvix
Vulclaxian
Sharp witted, excellent cook, personable with out being goofy...

Quark & Worf = Quorf
Ferengon
Gruff, surly, loyal to close friends, savvy businessman, runs a bloodwine distribution service from Deep Space Nine.

Bryan Moore wrote:

Seconded.

Hey! It's a good idea!

A little off center maybe, but don't knock it until you try it...

Bryan Moore, that is a hilarious picture!
And I also agree with it.

Very well then.

Wesley Crusher and Harry Kim.

Name: Wesry Crum
Species: Submissive male (Pussius Maximus)
Traits: Intelligent, yet annoying. Has the solution to everything, but is too spineless to say it. Acting Ensign for 15 years.

Ah, come on, folks; I think it's a cool idea....

So, here are some ideas....

Kirk+Worf
Species: Hingon
Attributes: Enjoys breaking Prime Directive, engaging in sword fights. Has a sociopathic hatred of computers, and starts blowing stuff up at the first sign of danger.

Tasha Yar+Redshirt
Species: Corpse
Attributes: Killed suddenly and randomly 3 episodes after being introduced. Several years later, appears in alternate timeline, where he/she decides to go back with the Enterprise C, but is killed in a tragic accident just before the ship sets out.

Come on; it's fun!

Now THAT'S what I am talking about... Right there!!


Morn + Odo = Mordo

Luriander

Chatty, Shifty, loves a good drink and a good mystery. Volunteer Deputy in his spare time on DS9 when he's not running freighters through various blockades.

Janeway and T'Pol: Jane'Pol.

A Vulcan with a bad attitude, constantly on her period. Has the propensity to commit random acts of violence and sexuality, and attempts to justify it using obscene twists of logic that even the best Olympic gymnast could never hope to match.

Mirror Spock + Kahn= Spock Noonien Singh

Species: Generic dictator.

Vulcan logic and anatomy along with genetic enhancement has made him the ruler of the Terran Empire.

Graham Kennedy + Spammer

Spaham Kennedy

Species: Self-loathing humanoid

Traits: Size charts now include pills such as Ciallis and Viagra. Hates self but continually offers board members Vioxx. Fills his own caption competition with advertisements for MP3's, before banning himself. URL changes to http://DITL.cheapprescriptionmeds.easyorder.co.uk

I'm stunned... But still;

Sisko + Martok: Sistok
Traits: Doesn't listen to anyone, ever, aggressive, cooks one hell of a good Targ, can thrash any Klingon in a wrestling match even though slightly out of shape.