Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Now that I'm an admiral, where's my key to the admirals bathroom????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Hey, if you wanna share a bathroom with Janeway, go ahead.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Why not...........I'd give her a tumble or two. Might help her disposition.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
I wouldn't want her in any position.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Yep. There's a women's bathroom, too.kostmayer wrote:Hey, if you wanna share a bathroom with Janeway, go ahead.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Congratulations Mark. I hope to one day be where you are.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Looking for the key to the bathroom??? Hey, I really gotta go!!!stitch626 wrote:Congratulations Mark. I hope to one day be where you are.
Thanks Stitch. It took ALOT of hours to pull off in just less than three months. 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
I think I hit Admiral in May which would mean it took me about 10 months.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Congrats. If I ever wanted to reach your posts-per-day rate, I'd have to spam like, NASA style.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Congrats, Mark.
Ew.Why not...........I'd give her a tumble or two. Might help her disposition.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Ten bucks says you change your mind and end up giving her 0.6 tumbles.
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Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
Not after Paris has had her - she's damaged goods.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Hey, I'm an Admiral............
I don't know if Paris can be blamed for that damage.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
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