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[Lt. Staplic]

where man will have, explosive metal projecters not guns.

synthazisors instead of replicators

phase pistols instead of phasers

oops, got sidetracked on the other bad prequal.

[Mikey]

[Mark]

where man will have, explosive metal projecters not guns.

synthazisors instead of replicators

phase pistols instead of phasers

oops, got sidetracked on the other bad prequal.

And photon torpedeos all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Sionnach Glic]

Not to mention shields, transporters, etc.

[Lt. Staplic]

they didn't have shields.

but somehow, giving the metal on the hull a magnetic charge was able to defend the ship

[Sionnach Glic]

And it acted in the exact same fashion as shields and had the exact same effect.
Ergo, shields with a different name.

[Tsukiyumi]

They even called out percentages the same way: "Hull plating down to X%"

Lazy.

[Captain Seafort]

"Hull plating down to X%"

Don't remind me.

That's probably the stupidest thing to come out of Enterprise, and it was up against some stiff competition.

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, to be fair, I could say that the door to my bedroom is down to 35% after all of the thrashings I've given it.

Wall online, indeed.

[Sionnach Glic]

I loved OEEG's rant about that in the video review of the ENT pilot.

[Mikey]

Hmmm. Maybe tonight, after I let the dog back in and go to bed and my wife asks me if I remembered to lock the back door, I'll tell her that our door is back online and operating at 100%.

[Captain Seafort]

What sort of reaction would you likely get, or ?

[Mikey]

More probably a smack upside the head.

[Sionnach Glic]

That'd be pretty hilarious, I think.

[Mikey]

What? Me getting hit?