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Bush actually started to, but directed all the attacks against Israel in response for the Titanic. When someone told him that the Titanic was sunk by a block of ice, he said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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Seems like he's doing a pretty good War on Ice right now, what with the refusal to do anything about global warming and all. Perhaps I'll sign on with some ice pirates...
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DITL: Official sponsors of the war on ice.
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Teaos wrote:DITL: Official sponsors of the war on ice.
You guys DO know that ice is the common name for crystal methamphetimine, right? Hawaii has been at war with ice forever. :mrgreen:

Just a little useless tidbit I thought I'd toss in there.
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Mark wrote:
Teaos wrote:DITL: Official sponsors of the war on ice.
You guys DO know that ice is the common name for crystal methamphetimine, right?
Just say no, kids!
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Meth is known as P around here.
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New Zealand spelling?
Cpl Kendall wrote:ice pirates...
Anyone else remember that movie?
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Its P for "P"ure methamphetimine
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Oh. I'm cheap... I buy mine cut with Dran-O.
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Mikey wrote:New Zealand spelling?
Cpl Kendall wrote:ice pirates...
Anyone else remember that movie?
Yep. It was better Star Trek V.
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Mikey wrote:New Zealand spelling?
Cpl Kendall wrote:ice pirates...
Anyone else remember that movie?
Vaugly..............................
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Never heard of it.
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Robert Urich in The Ice Pirates
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Ah, alright.
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