Things one should NEVER do with a tribble

[Mark]

Tie a shoelace around two tribbles and hang them from your rear view mirror in liu of fuzzy dice

[Blackstar the Chakat]

bury your captain under a pile of dead tribbles

[Mikey]

See, in the absence of goldfish, how many tribbles one can swallow.

[Mark]

See, in the absence of goldfish, how many tribbles one can swallow.

Shaven or unshaven???

[Mark]

Attempt to wear one and pass it off as a hair piece (oh, it's so natural looking )

[Nutso]

Give one to a Klingon as a birthday gift.

[Aaron]

Eat one without skinning it first, lest you get a mouth full of fur.

[Mikey]

I can't believe this thread made it 7 posts without a Richard Gere joke.

[Nutso]

Eat one without skinning it first, lest you get a mouth full of fur.

There's something I could say here, but I don't want to go that far.

[Mark]

I can't believe this thread made it 7 posts without a Richard Gere joke.

AAuuunnggg. :::panting::: Hmm, that purring felt so good. :::looks fondly at tribble with string tied around it::: We're gonna have a lot of fun together, huh precious?

:::tribble secretly wishes for death:::

[Mikey]

Eat one without skinning it first, lest you get a mouth full of fur.

There's something I could say here, but I don't want to go that far.

Did anyone else notice that there's a Canadian Olympic swimmer with the last name "Beavers?" That's like a quaruple-entendre!

[Deepcrush]

Use them for target practice. They move around way to much.

[stitch626]

NOOOOO!
I like the tribbles.

But in the spirit of this thread...
Light them on fire, because burning hair stinks.

[Nutso]

Pop a stick up their butts, sell them as Q-tips for Ferengi.

[Mark]

Pop a stick up their butts, sell them as Q-tips for Ferengi.

You could sell them as an oo'max toy